There’s a Place in S’pore Where People Can Throw Axes For Fun or to Destress

Image: Axe Factor's website

X is a versatile letter. Screw alliteration. You don’t need words to alliterate alluringly anyhowly.

You can say “I want to X my ex so badly” and it could mean a dozen different things depending on your murderous or nation-serving procreative intents, or in fact, any other sentiments bridging these two spectra.

The XXX Factor

Judging from Vin Diesels’ hyper-masculine, uber-violent, ultra-buff of a character in XXX, it won’t be far off to say that the Xs in XXX could potentially stand for Axe, Axe, Axe.

Axe so that Vin Diesel can use an axe to axe away at the movie’s villains, rendering them ex-persons or now-ghosts.

Yes, go ahead, chant axe-axe-axe like a mantra and let it sink into your psyche, taking you away from our non-stop 5G-to-be, constant-flow-of-information world…

The Axe Factor

Hello, are you there?

Now, lest we all go spacing out like Elon Musk’s SpaceX programme, let me call your attention to Singapore’s latest axe-treme fad:

The Axe Factor.

Just take a look at these pictures.

Image: Axe Factor’s website

See, another naturally-spawning, all organic pun

Image: Axe Factor’s website

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SG’S FIRST INDOOR AXE THROWING RANGE?!

SG’S FIRST INDOOR AXE THROWING RANGE?!Hurl real axes for fun at Axe Factor – Axe Throwing Range! With over 10 throwing lanes and 3 different sizes of axes for you to choose from, be prepared for an axe-citing, fun-filled and unique experience like no other! Find out more here: http://shout.sg/hurl-real-axes-at-sgs-first-indoor-axe-throwing-range-guaranteed-to-relieve-100-stress/Join SHOUT’s Telegram channel for more daily updates! (https://t.me/shoutsg)

Posted by SHOUT on Friday, 7 December 2018

If you don’t already know what this is, you’ll be glad to know that there is now an axe-throwing range in Singapore.

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Fully equipped with 10 lanes, full-blooded axes, wooden target boards and a bevy of axe-pert staff to guide you, or heal you along the way, Axe Factor brings you the Viking-joy of throwing axes away at your full might without the need to spill blood or inhale your Nordic comrade’s trash-bag breath.

Why would you want to do that I hear you asking?

Because:

Image: Axe Factor’s Website

Yes, that’s right, for all stressed-laden, quick-stepped Singaporeans, we are now blessed by the Nordic Gods with another option to blow steam.

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As this is a sport that requires discipline, some semblance of Herculean strength and passable balance, this axe range is classified as FG-15 or GF-15.

What’s that you may ask?

Clearly, it means ‘Friend-guidance’ or ‘Girlfriend’ duh.

And 15 is of course 15 years old; an age old enough for you to have friends or a girlfriend(s).

Don’t quote me, this is not me giving consent. Ask your mother or papa.

Do note that for players between the age of 15-18, adult consent is needed for participation.

If you are above that age-group, just book with Axe Factor directly or simply walk in.

How to Sail or Neigh you way there like Viking

Singaporeans are a spoon-fed bunch, so I’m listing some details here for your convenience.

For other information, like how many minutes it takes for one to walk from Sixth Avenue MRT station, their rates and so on, tolong just go visit their website and find out more okay?

(By the way, it’s free parking over there)

Address: The Grandstand, 200 Turf Club Road #01-32A, S287994

Opening Hours:
Mon – Thurs: 12PM – 10PM
Fri: 12PM – 1AM
Sat: 10AM – 1AM
Sun: 10AM – 10PM

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Grrrrrrrrr…..