Here Are The Things You Shouldn’t Say To Your Girlfriend If You Just Got Together

Every relationship is different from the next one over and has its ups and downs. You finally found your special somebody that you’re always looking forward to meeting but suddenly, you said something that you think sounded ok but she’s apparently giving you the cold shoulder or blowing her top.

You’ll stand there wondering why women are such mysterious beings and argued with yourself on where you went wrong. Though numerous arguments have been going round to explain the theory of women’s minds and books written regarding Mars versus Venus, till today, men are still often left confused in the hands of women.

To prevent that, here’s what you shouldn’t say when you just enter into a new relationship unless you want to see a frown on your favourite lady’s face.

“Are you really going to eat all that?”

“Excuse me, don’t question me with regards to how much I can eat. If I have a sandwich, I’m gonna finish that sandwich.”

“Make me some maggi mee.”

“Hello, do you not know where the kitchen is? Now, bring your sexist ass in there and make your own maggi mee.”

“My ex..”

There isn’t any way that your current girlfriend will still be smiling after you end that sentence. Leave your past in the past.

“She’s hot.”

Even if you’re looking, don’t say it out loud. Especially to your girlfriend. Would you feel happy if your girlfriend’s eyes are following a hot hunk with rock hard abs instead of you?

“I hate your friends.”

“Excuse me, don’t go talking about my friends like that. You don’t have to like them, but that doesn’t mean you can bring it to an insult.”

“Is that what you’re going to wear?”

Unless you’re a fashion designer, we certainly don’t need fashion advice from you. We do value your opinion but please rephrase that sentence.

“Is it that time of the month again?”

If you’re wondering why she’s having mood swings, chances are she’s probably going to have her period but this is one question that you should never ask. Remember, this is a no-no.

“Maybe you should go for a run or something.”

We’ll go for a run when we want to. We know you’re not using the forbidden word ‘ fat’, but everyone knows you’re still indirectly talking about it.

“Whatever.”

Don’t whatever us. There’s nothing better than showing how much you don’t care by ending your sentence/ argument with a childish method to change the topic. So rude!

“Did you just fart?”

What fart. Women don’t fart. Worse case is when you said it infront of your friends or family. And if you’re still clueless on why she’s mad at you, there’s nothing that can be done to help you. After a couple years though, the both of you will probably be having a competition of who can fart the longest.

 

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