Last Updated on 2016-05-20 , 10:45 am
I must be frank, I hate exercising. It’s such a chore, it’s boring and I’d rather sleep or watch a movie. Exercise may be a way to keep healthy, but it’s just not for everyone. Well, what about those who workout regularly but still die earlier than us? It’s shitty enough to exercise, it’s even more shitty when we have to face these shits.
Workout exercises for lazy people? NAH.
There a lots of tutorials on workouts for people who are lazy or those who hate exercising. Seriously though, if we hate it, we won’t even want to watch those tutorials or hear about them. We’re content not exercising.
Treadmill? More like Dreadmill.
It really is that bad for us. You may see those equipment as health tools, but we see them like the guillotine. You know, the one that chops people’s heads off?
Our body just isn’t receptive
As much as we want to get your butts off the couch and get moving, we just can’t. Just. NO.
We don’t need exercise
Exercising isn’t our life. It may be a priority for you but never will be for us. Ever. We just don’t think we need or want to exercise.
Pizza vs Exercise
Any other day. Pizza always wins. Pizza is more satisfying. So are chicken wings and potato chips. That’s the way we roll.
We just don’t enjoy it, ok?
Can’t help it if we say no, or if we have a scowl on our face each time we’re forced to exercise.
We can’t help it if we look like we do exercise
We don’t exercise but can still afford to stay slim and look muscular at the same time. Blame it on the cheeseburger and fries, maybe. Not us.
We’re not interested in your workouts
Yeah we know you love exercising. Just don’t tell us about your workout schedules or anything. We know you spend most of the time taking selfies anyway.
One day of gym and a month of sleep
Just more proof we don’t need it. Instead of making us feel good, it sets us back a month of pain and cramps. No thanks.
We just don’t understand it
Why do we need exercise, really? What are burpees? The sound you make after you’re full from drinking a milkshake?
Here’s a simplified summary of the South Korea martial law that even a 5-year-old would understand:
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