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10 Struggles People with Carrot Legs Have You Should Understand so You’ll Stop Making Fun of Them

2016-08-25 , 1:43 pm

Last Updated on 2016-08-29 , 6:42 pm

Thunder thighs. Tree trunks. Pillars. Jiggly legs. Walking cellulite. These are some of the names many of us are guilty of calling those with a thick pair of lower limbs. Unless you used to have thunder thighs, it is quite hard to empathize with the struggles of those with thick legs.

1. They have to deal with the Mean Jokes

Some would comment that thunder can only be heard and not seen. Others would ask if god had take the thunder from the sky and put it in our thighs.

2. Dislike/Hatred of Swimming Pools

Most people who have thunder thighs will probably not go to a crowded pool. Well, I know I don’t. Because of the jokes, those with thick legs often avoid the pool so that we will not need to subject themselves to judgmental stares and whispered comments – but you do know that sometimes, it’s all in the mind.

3. It’s in the Genes

According to studies by Loughborough University, some people genetically do not respond to exercise. This means that any amount of running, jogging, or number of squats will have no slimming effect on legs.

4. Pek Chek and Given Up

Despite our best efforts to shed those unsightly pounds and failing to get any discernible result, we grow exasperated and had nearly given up. Come, give me my chye tow kway now.

5. Fashion Dilemma

“Hmm, does this pair of jeans make my thighs look slimmer?” I am quite sure this is a question often asked when you need professional help in getting a bottom that can give the illusion of slimmer legs.

This also means that skinny jeans, shorts, and short skirts are major wardrobe no-nos, while long and unflattering apparels are the only choice.

6. The Struggle

The skinny can eat all they want and all the fats consumed will simply vanish into a black hole, but those struggling with the undesirable thickness of their bodies simply deprive themselves and religiously stayed on a diet.

And I daresay this is a feat considering this is Singapore with an abundance of sinful and calorie-rich foods.

7. Dilemma: Sit or Stand

I only know of this through my friend’s friend (yes, I know this is clichéd but it is true). If I sit, my thighs will spread and be more thunderous.

If I stand, those seated down can see my thick legs. Frankly, I have no solution to such dilemma and recommend we consult a philosopher.

8. The Occupation

Here is another struggle faced when those with thunder thighs and decide sit but become exceedingly self-conscious when the passenger seated next to them expressed frustration because their legs are invading his/her personal space.

9. Absence from Photos

There is not much too say except that we will find certain people missing from group photographs.

10. Cannot Sedia properly

Men and women in the military would find it to sedia properly as their thighs would stick together. This makes execution of the military command quite clumsy.

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