Last Updated on 2016-05-19 , 1:37 pm
Singing Mari Kita used to be an everyday thing when we were still in school. After the enthusiasm that we had in primary school ran out, we see all sorts of patterns that people will chute in secondary school and JC. And we can’t help but write an article about it.
The “panther”
He’s called the panther because he pants a lot when he sings. You can tell when he is breathing in because everything he does it, his shoulders will rise like some greek god is commanding the mountains. And all of us have will tried following his breathing just for fun.
The tone death
Then there is this person who just cannot sing. After many years of singing the same song every morning, he still cannot stay on key and is always off tune.
The rebel
The guy who thinks it’s cool to not sing the national anthem. He clamps his jaw shut and he looks around at all the others who are singing and he gives the smug face as if he’s proud of it. Yeah! So rebellious huh?
But actually we’re just grateful that he’s resorted to not singing the anthem to display his insubordination instead of beating his classmates up.
The rebel 2.0
Not only does he not sing, he has upgraded to mocking those that actually take the effort to sing properly.
The mumbler
The guy who really couldn’t be bothered to do any more than just moving his mouth and mumbling the words.
The singer
His dream is to make it to the stages of “Voice of China” and he treats every morning’s Mari Kita as an opportunity to hone his singing skills.
The soldier
The guy who stands straighter than a ruler and locks his elbows and holds his fists and points the thumbs to the ground, eyes stare forward, chin up. No movement. In the perfect Sedi-A position.
The fidget
He just cannot stop fidgeting.
The rush
He sings too fast and ends up finishing before everyone else.
The weak
Who cannot stand for the duration of the song and will always start swaying by the first chorus and by the second one, he is either squating on the floor or out cold.
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