First, we have a man dry humping against a house gate. Now, we have another man dry humping against stuffed toys at supermarkets.
What’s next? Are we gonna witness it at a coffee shop? Theme park?
I shall not jinx it.
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Anyway, moving on.
20 YO Man Caught Dry Humping Stuffed Toys At Supermarket
On 22 October, a 20-year-old man was caught dry humping stuffed toys and he was subsequently arrested on charges of criminal mischief.
According to World Of Buzz, the man, identified as Cody Meader, was witnessed at a Target store located in Florida.
He took a stuffed Olaf doll (poor Olaf. R.I.P.) from a shelf at Disney’s Frozen merchandise display and put the toy on the floor. He then proceeded to dry hump it until he reached ejaculation. Oh why.
After he was done with the Olaf toy, he puts it back on the shelf (why would he do that??) and chose another stuffed animal. This time, it was a large unicorn and proceeded to repeat the same action on it.
Ew. Just gross. In a toy store? Aren’t there kids around? Won’t they be traumatised? Ew.
And, erm…how strong is he to do it twice within such a short time?
He Has A History For Doing So
Cody was eventually detained by officers in the Target store before being brought in for questioning.
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When asked, he admitted to having done it and to have “nutted” on the stuffed Olaf toy.
In the meantime, the stuffed Olaf and unicorn toy were removed from the store and destroyed completely.
The verdict was that Cody willfully and maliciously injured or damaged real or personal property of another. Police reports also stated that the toys were not suitable to be sold “due to circumstances”. In total, the damage cost the store about USD$200 (~S$272).
Apparently, Cody’s father told the officers that his son had a history of doing such things. I wonder what’s the cause of it.
I doubt any person would be doing such a thing when it is clearly wrong.
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Regardless, it is still pretty sickening to be reading such news.
Where has my faith in humanity gone to?
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