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7 Weirdest Names Couples Call Each Other That Makes Us Cringe

For those of us in a relationship, you probably not call your partner by name anymore. The only time you refer to them by name is when you’re talking to their parents or common friends. Other than that, you usually refer to them as your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Instead, you’ll be calling each other nicknames – stupid, useless, irritating when you’re quarrelling or dear, b, honey when you’re happy with one another. Do you feel that your relationship is growing stale and boring, and you need something to spice things up? Well, what if I tell you that simply by changing the way you call them, you’ll spice things up? Here are 7 cute nicknames you can use to spice things up to regain that honeymoon period between you and your partner. Maybe.

Schmoopy

Believe it or not, this is a legit word. It’s described in the Urban Dictionary as “A disgustingly cute nickname for one’s significant other”. Other than using it to describe the six other nicknames below, it can also be used as a nickname itself. Variations include schmoopy poo, my sweet little schmoop schmoop, my little schmoopy pie and more! Whatever goes, yeah!

Sugar cakes honeybuns

How best to tell your partner they’re exceedingly sweet by doubling the sweetness in their name? You’ll never go wrong with sugar cakes or honey buns. For better effect, just put them together and go sugarcakeshoneybuns. Aww!

Sweet cheeks

Aww, just note that people might think you’re referring to their other cheeks, not the one you’re really referring to if you know what I mean.

Lava cakes

Just watch the video and you know what we mean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4dTLJ9q9o

Cutie patootie

Before you think we just created this word on the spot, know that it’s legit. Or at least as legit as urban dictionary can be. Use this on your partner and tell them they’re so cute the word cute has to be morphed into something cuter, hence cutie patootie.