Actor-Bodybuilder Is Getting Married To A Life-Sized Sex Doll After Dating For 8 Months

I have some friends around me who are so worried that they would never find a life partner and that they would remain “forever alone”.

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Well, now I shall tell them, that the problem is not that they cannot find a partner, but that they have not been looking in the right place.

They have been looking only within the human race, which is so limiting. Maybe they should expand their search to include sex dolls, like this Kazakstan actor-bodybuilder. I heard they are getting married!

Love Knows No Bounds

So… apparently, the couple have been going out for eight months, and he shall soon be tying the knot with his bride-to-be.

The bride’s name is Margo, and as you can clearly see, she is not a very human-type wife.

Let’s not be discriminatory yeah. Love knows no bounds, guys and girls.

Margo is a synthetic, full-sized, human sex doll.

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The couple has many photos of when they went out together:

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А чего это я вам про вечеринку не рассказываю? Тем более и фоточки подоспели. Красивенькие все такие. Любуюсь. Пришли, поддержали меня. Котятки мои любименькие. И @yurii_tolochko пришёл. Баловал всяко и оказывал знаки внимания. А много ли влюблённой женщине надо?) Я так рада была со всеми повидаться. Обнять и прижать к своей большой и новой груди *ржёт. Пы.Сы. Сорри что была с личной охраной. Сами понимаете, журналисты проходу не дают. Всем интервью подавай, да фоточек погорячее. А куда ещё горячее то?😉

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They also have really interesting stories about their journey as a couple.

It is claimed that Yuri, the man, met Margo at a bar one night when she was working as a waitress.

Sure bro, whatever you say, big guy. 

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Totally, a lifeless sex doll making and serving drinks, interacting with customers. Yeah, I can buy that.

An exciting part of their journey was when Margo developed a ‘complex’ after appearing on a local television show and wanted to have plastic surgery…

Isn’t Margo already plastic? 

Well so, I hope that they have a very happy marriage together.

And I really hope my friends do not resort to this…

Virtual Reality

As the internet and technology march forth, it has been easier for people to abandon real-world human interactions in favour of those that are not conventionally human.

Although this ‘fake love’ is but one example of completely imagined one-sided virtual relationships, it has actually been increasingly popular in nearby Japan.

It all began one fine day when a Japanese citizen married a virtual anime character.

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Although it may appear to be a really rare incident, it turns out that there are over 3,700 recorded incidents of ‘virtual marriages’ with characters from that particular virtual animation company, Gatebox.

Damn.

As expected, such out of the ordinary cases are likely to create significant media attention and backlash.

Although personally I find these to be entirely imagined and non-valid relationships, as long as they make these people happy then there is nothing very wrong with it.

Often, these are last resorts as well, as some might have suffered traumatic experiences that have turned them away from real-life partners.