#ThirstyThursday: PlayMade Brown Rice Latte With Pink Cactus Review: Tastes Like Half A Genmaicha

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PlayMade is a PTSD-inducing name.

Image: Giphy

The last sentence of an article we did on PlayMade echoes in my ears.

Well…I guess there’s only one way to find out.

I guess there’s only one way to find out.

one way to find out.

find out.

Image: Giphy

Those of you who follow #ThirstyThursday will know what I’m talking about.

I’m shaking just from typing it. The WAs9agfSaAadssibibiiiiiii Milk Tea. The only review to receive a negative 5 upon the full score of 5, said to be “an existence too dangerous to exist. Too unholy a concoction to be possible.”

So when my editors told me they were ordering from PlayMade I immediately screamed and went to hide in our fridge, shivering from fear.

I also said hi to the hobo in our fridge. / Image: Giphy

Behold: the fear inducing…

Brown Rice Latte With Pink Cactus Pearls?

Image: Giphy

It wasn’t some weird shit like Ghost Peppers Curry Sauce Chocolate Bandung Durian Deluxe. This actually sounds normal.


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And for some reason, my editors thought this was supposed to be coffee in some ways, because of the word Latte.

So a little lesson on coffee names: latte is indeed the short form for Caffelatte, which is coffee with milk, or more specifically espresso with steamed milk. But the word latte itself is just milk. If you don’t believe me you can try ordering latte in Italy.

Anyway, what we have is a Brown Rice Tea with Milk, and with a pink cactus pearl topping. But there is a problem. The image for Brown Tea Latte they gave is

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