McDonald’s might boast really good, salty fries, but as every hardcore fan would probably know they also offer some butt-smacking pies.

That’s right; whether it’s their classic Apple Pie, tantalising Banana Pie or their insanely popular Chocolate Pie, it seems that there’s a pie for almost everyone.

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Notice that I said almost; because as popular as the pies are, there’s a niche market that just doesn’t find them appetising.

The savoury kind.

Indeed, this rarer-than-Latios breed prides themselves on their savoury wants, and seem to want nothing to do with McDonald’s sweet af pies.

And while the average customer will think ‘Oh great, just more pies for us’, the fast food giant doesn’t think that way. So in a bid to attract these legendary customers, they introduced an all-new, unimaginable pie:

The Creamy Herb Chicken Pie.

Yes, my dear ladies and gentlemen. Your palette is gonna get oh so…

Savoury.

Good things come to those who wait

In McDonald’s latest promotional venture, they’ve brought back a whole host of classic favourites, as well as an all-new pie flavour to tease every Singaporean’s taste buds.

The Creamy Herb Chicken Pie.

Packing all the goodness of chicken, carrots, potatoes, peas and mushroom in a crispy and flaky pie crust, McDonald’s creamy herb chicken pie is the first of its kind, and promises a burst of creaminess alongside the novelty.

Are you hungry yet? Because I am. And I’m not even the savoury kind. 

But that’s not all. As I mentioned earlier on, McDonald’s has also released an entire line of old favourites alongside their first savoury pie.

Thirsty for some samurai swords? Because you got them.

In burger form.

Feast your eyes (and teeth) on these flavoursome burgers that come packed with wholesome meat patties, tantalising mayo sauce, crisp lettuce and sweet-savoury teriyaki sauce that will bring you all the way back to the days of the Samurai.

And how about some seaweed shaker fries to start the weekend on a shaking good note?

Sprinkled with umami france of roasted sesame and seaweed, it’s one, I quote directly from the source, flavourful force to reckon with.

Ooooo, I’m shakin’ it.

If you’re still not satisfied because you are a fervent believer in the philosophical mantra ‘there’s always room for desserts’, you’ll be glad to know that the…

Is slated for a comeback. Love vanilla ice-cream with hefty chunks of milo powder? This is your thing.

Now, if there’s one thing for sure…

It would be that McDonald’s latest venture is a cracking good one.

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So what are you waiting for?

McDonald’s latest guests will be dropping in today (4 Oct), so grab your cards, friends and toilet cleaners and start purchasing those buns and pies!

Don’t say bojio ah!

And we’ve also stolen our boss’s credit card, so we’ll be doing a review on this pie too.

Unless, of course, his card declines ‘coz he’s poor like that.

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