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This is how different horoscopes react when they tio Toto

2016-04-16 , 5:07 pm

Last Updated on 2016-05-20 , 10:34 am

Some of us believe in horoscopes while some don’t. Regardless, we still read them because most of us are amazed at how ambiguous, yet accurate these horoscope predictions are.

Your horoscope can determine the way you act, behave and react to momentous occasions in your life. From the way you react to a break up, to the way you react when you’re happy. Here is how different horoscopes react to striking the jackpot in the Toto draw. Is this as accurate for you as it was for us? (Not that we struck lottery before, but you get what we mean, right?)

Aries
These are the impulsive and impatient ones. After buying Toto, you can’t wait for the results to be out. You are always on standby with your phone or computer waiting for the results to be out at 6.30 pm. Also, who has time to queue every week? You will just buy for next week’s and the next-next week’s draw in advance. So when you tio Toto, you will want to claim the prize immediately. Even if it’s just $10.

Taurus
Unlike Aries, the Taurus bunch are much more patient, and slightly secretive. When you tio Toto, you’d stay calm and keep it to yourself. Who needs to know that you’ve hit the jackpot anyway? You’d take the money and go on a shopping spree, or go have your well-deserved break on your own.

Gemini
These are usually the overly excited and haolian ones when they tio Toto. You’d start thinking about all the countless expensive (the more expensive, the better) things that you can do with the money. And if someone else you know were to announce that they tio Toto, you’d be annoyed and think “chey, S$1M only, I bet I can do a lot better than that, no big deal”. But if you were to tio Toto, the world revolves around you and it’s okay to haolian: “Told you already, I knew I was gonna strike it big this time.”

Cancer
The emotional bunch. You’d never believe it: “Is this for real?” “Did I really tio anot?” You will also calculate the odds. “OMG, Jackpot of 6 winning numbers – that’s 1 in 13,983,816!” “I could’ve choked on my saliva and died while crossing the road to buy Toto last week.” “Oh no, what if my draw ticket suddenly disappear before I claim my prize?”

Leo
Friends of Leos, count yourselves lucky. Leos are usually generous people although they can be somewhat patronising. But most importantly, if you’re nice to them, they’re almost always going to share their joy with you, and maybe buy you a nice drink. Thank you Leos, you’re too nice!

Virgo
Virgos are also known as the perfectionists. If you were to tio Toto, your first reaction will not be ‘surprised’ or ‘excited’; instead you will proceed to double check, triple check, and quadruple check just to make sure it’s not false alarm. Otherwise it’s going be really paiseh, right? You won’t even allow yourself to celebrate until that cheque is in your hands. Because it doesn’t count until you get to spend it, right?

Libra
Diplomatic and sensitive in nature, Libras don’t like to brag. When you tio Toto, you will still keep it real. Not only are you easy-going, you’re also fairly honest and you wouldn’t necessarily change your lifestyle with that money. You will probably think about how to make a long-term “investment” so that you can grow your wealth.

Scorpio
Scorpios are exciting people. You like everything with a little bit of thrill. So if you were to strike it big, you won’t stop there. Instead, you will want to place a bet to win bigger on the next draw.

Sagittarius
Optimistic is the word to describe the Sagittarius group. You are cheery whether or not you tio Toto. And because you’re also the honest and intellectual bunch, Toto isn’t really your thing so you only place a bet once in a while.

Capricorn
Capricorns are practical, careful, and reserved. That means you tend to play small. And because of that, you usually find yourself winning small as well. Hey, better than nothing, right?

Aquarius
Similar to Leos, Aquarius tend to be on the friendly side. And because they are loyal people, they tend to be generous to the people around them. Friends of Aquarius, lucky you!

Pisces
With an imaginative mind and naturally creative thoughts, Pisces tend to overreact very often so if you tio Toto, you’d probably think about all things that you’ve done that week which could have given you that luck. Could it be that bird dropping that landed on your head? You might want to stand at that same spot every week to try your luck.

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This is how different horoscopes react when they tio Toto

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