Recently, it’s revealed that some people don’t really know how to cook rice, and rinsed them under water for fried rice.
Reader Bao: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What are you doing GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!
But I stand unfazed in the sight of rice cooked not to imperfection. I may weep for the rice, but to take it upon others is unbecoming.
Reader Bao: How can you not react to this travesty against our heritage? Do you not have the blood of our ancestors flowing through your vein?!
My young reader Bao, I understand your anger. But we should not let anger cloud our judgement. Human beings are imperfect, and it would do well to forgive and forget.
And for you, a word of wisdom: Show a man how to cook rice, and he’ll eat rice for a day. Give a man a rice cooker, and he’ll cook good rice forever.
Thus I present to you:
3 Electrical Appliances for $55, Including Rice Cookers & Coffee Makers
That’s right. The peacekeepers to prevent World War III lies in a simple electrical appliance at the low low cost of less than S$20: the humble rice cooker.
According to Facebook Page Singapore Atrium Sale, you can find this exact deal at Giant Hypermarket beside IKEA Tampines, 21 Tampines North Drive 2, Singapore 528765.
But did I mention that our symbol for perfect rice also come with friends?
If having good rice is not enough for your grandmother’s approval, then for the low price of S$55 you can pick two buddies in the likes of a cooling electrical fan.
If a cooling fan isn’t quite your need to chill, then how about what I call the Starbucks killer: a coffee maker?
At the price of any 3 for S$55, that makes it S$18.33 for each appliance.
That’s right. For the price of just three cups of Starbucks, this bad boy here can make you more coffee than you ever want.
Or perhaps you’re more of a smoothie kind of person. I’ve got that for you too. Here’s a blender not good for blending into your surroundings, but perfect for creating any kind of smoothies you want.
And here’s a dry iron, I guess.
You can also cook rice with a dry iron, I think.
If you watch at least 10 minutes of brain rot content daily, you must know this:
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