It’s Tuesday, 6 August, and you know what that means:
Just three days left to the nation’s birthday!
Indeed, one can’t help but look forward to the auspiciousness of it all, as we celebrate yet another milestone in a list of national achievements. Truly, it’s-
Editor: Don’t bullshit la. You’re just looking forward to the long weekend right.
Do not sully my name, Mr Editor. I’m the most patriotic spirit at heart-
Editor: Even my dog speaks more truth than you, you lying son of one beautiful lady. You don’t want to work right. You want to lepak at home on Friday right. Right?
Editor: Or perhaps… are you looking forward to that?
N-No… do not put words in my mouth…
Editor: Oh yes you are, aren’t you? You greedy pig… you want that, don’t you?
No… stop… do not malign me!
Editor: Oho. Aha. I know it, BuffLord95. I knew it. Do you know how I know?
Editor: Because I’m looking forward to it too, you dumbass. 1-for-1 ala carte fried chicken on 11th August? Who could possibly miss that?!
SHUSH. I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT A SECRET. LATER STOCKS RUN OUT HOW?
Editor: Too bad, now get going you slacking piece of shit.
Don’t Say Bojio: KFC 1-For-1 Ala Carte Chicken On 11 Aug
This National Day, KFC will be celebrating our nation’s 54th birthday with a goddamn-awesome promotion:
1-for-1 Ala Carte Fried Chicken!
Incidentally, here’s a speech from the fried chicken makers themselves:
“On 11 August, enjoy a 1-For-1 Á la Carte Fried Chicken promotion at KFC! We only celebrate with the best, and there is no denying that Singaporeans love KFC’s secret recipe! Fresh chickens hand-breaded in-store and fried to golden perfection, the Original Recipe Chicken and the Hot & Crispy Chicken is a mouth-watering treat for all.
“So let’s continue the national day celebration this 11 August by satisfying your taste buds at half the price, enjoy this finger-lickin’ good deal in our KFC restaurants or delivered to your doorstep, spread the good news now! You can even pre-order this deal via the KFC App to avoid the queue. So get ready for KFC on 11 August.”
And so… what’re you waiting for?
National Day’s coming; a long weekend’s coming;
1-for-1 Ala Carte Fried Chicken’s waiting too.
So mark down the details…
Date: 11 August 2019
As well as the Terms & Conditions:
- Promotion is available at all KFC restaurants, except KFC Jewel Changi Airport, KidZania, Sentosa, and Singapore Zoo.
- Valid for Original Recipe and Hot & Crispy chicken Á la Carte purchase.
- Limited to 3 sets of 1-for-1 purchase per order for Dine-in, Takeaway and Delivery.
And with that in mind…
I shall see you there, a chicken in each hand. 😉 CHIONG AHHHH.
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