If you’ve watched the cartoon serial We Bare Bears before, you’ll know one thing:
These bears are ludicrously cute.
Having taken the world by storm since their arrival here on Earth back in 2015, the bears have enraptured everyone with their impossibly hilarious and cutesy antics. Take, for example, our local Goody Feed office, which boasts a perfect collection of the bears.
Just perfect, isn’t it?
Indeed, we pride ourselves as the most fervent fans of the pedobears lovely bears, and have as such cultivated a habit of collecting all the We Bare Bear merchandise out there.
So image our surprise when our colleague, who loves the bears so much he has decided to change his name to it, came into the office this morning with a jubilant outcry.
Colleague Bear: Hey guys, have you heard the latest We Bare Bears deet?
Us: ??? WHAT IS IT?! TELL US.
Colleague Bear: Well apparently Golden Village has come up with these We Bare Bears Movie Combos…
Us: *Wait with bated breath*
Colleague Bear:Â That supposedly come with We Bare Bear collectable cups!
Us: …
We Bare Bears Collectible Cups
From 15 March 2019 (that’s tomorrow folks) onwards, the cinema will be retailing an honest to goodness We Bare Bears Movie Combo that supposedly comes with collectable cups. They’ll come in three designs, one for each bear:
Each combo will cost S$13.50 and will be on sale at all Golden Village outlets for a limited period of time. In addition to the cup, the combo also includes one large popcorn and one regular drink.
No idea whether you can ask for just the bear though.
But here’s the thing
With all things considered, we reckon that in order to get one of these bears, you’ll need to stake a spot in that queue early.
Like really early.
I mean; just look at McDonald’s My Melody Holders for reference.
Geezus.
So if you really want one of these cuties, take note that GV’s cinemas open 30 minutes before the first session. Also, take note that other people are likely to be thinking what you’re thinking, so it would be best to heed the Wise Old Man’s words here:
If you want to get those Pedobear cups, turn up even earlier than the ones who intend to turn up very early.
By our reckoning?
3:00 a.m. should be just fine.
Probably.
For the record, you can find GV locations and their first movie sessions here.
Last but not least…
If you were reading through this semblance of an article with no clue as to why people will wake up in the middle of the night for it, I suggest you check this video out:
Oh, and this too:
And this.
Now, I’m hardly a sucker for cutesy stuff. But damn;
These bears are legitimately cute.
And if you want to see them in real life? You’re in luck because we’ve good news for you: they’ll be coming to Singapore later this month (we get to meet them earlier ‘cuz Cartoon Network is our client!):
See you there!
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