Drunk Couple Slept on Pavement with Legs on Road; Man Failed to Wake Them Up

Singapore is safe; we get that.

But it’s not safe to the extent of sleeping on the pavement…with your legs out on the main road.

Like this.

Not ideal, especially when this is supposedly along North Canal Road on a Sunday morning, which is not very crowded but still dangerous.

It was unknown how long the couple has been there, but at 9:00 a.m., a man, who seriously looks and sounds like any CSM in the army, decided to do the CSM-thingy as he tried to wake them up with these words that have the CSM tone, too: “Wake up! Wake up! 9 O’Clock fall in! Sleeping on the roadside, dangerous, you know!”

Here’s the video that has gone ridiculously viral, with over 94K views and well over 1.4K shares in less than three hours:

Well, if you’re worried for the couple, no worries: it seems like the CSM (or some other people) has called the police. They came after ten minutes and I’m pretty sure they won’t just give up if the couple didn’t respond.

Moral of the story?

If you’re going to get drunk, please make sure you’ve found a way to get home.

Because according to a comment in the video, this couple’s lucky:

Oh, by the way, did you spot an ironic twist in this video?

The CSM isn’t drinking coffee in the morning.

It could have been beer.