Drunk Man Suspected for Theft Tried to Headbutt SPF Officers; Officers Kept Their Cool Instead

Headbutt. Where do I even start? Described as an “aggressive and forceful thrust with the top of the head into the face or body of another person”, the term ‘headbutt’ was first shoved into prominence when the very first Pokemon games featured it as a usable move, before being inducted into the Outstanding Keywords’ Hall Of Fame after Zinedine Zidane‘s cool, dazzling demonstration in the 2006 World Cup finals.

Left a stain on the poor man’s career, but his eventual managerial exploits will come to overshadow his brilliant headbutt on a seemingly deserving man. Well that worked out well.

But I’m digressing; so now that you’re familiar with the term “headbutt”, I feel it is my personal obligation to remind you that ‘headbutting’ normally applies to three primary scenarios:

• A Pokemon battle
• A football match
• The Human Centipede

Now I bet you’re wondering. What, then, about situations that lie outside of the aforementioned three scenarios? Well, you gotta be more specific. What kind of situation is it? Do you have the upper hand? And most importantly, are you trying to do it to a police officer? Because if it’s the last one…

I’ll strongly advise you not to, because they’re too cool for that shit.

Drunk Man Suspected for Theft Tried to Headbutt SPF Officers; Officers Kept Their Cool Instead

According to Mothership, a 54-year-old man was arrested at 31 Lorong Mambong on 30 Jan 2020, after causing annoyance and theft.

The Police has since confirmed the incident in a statement to Mothership.

“On 30 January 2020 at 8.55pm, the Police were alerted to a case of dispute at 31 Lorong Mambong,” their statement reads. “A 54-year-old man was subsequently arrested for drunk and causing annoyance and theft. Police investigations are ongoing.”

A Mothership reader, who witnessed the incident first-hand, expressed that the man was verbally abusive to the officers present. When the officers (four of them) tried to get him into the car, he appeared to resist arrest and even attempted to headbutt one of them.

The officer on the receiving end, however, merely smiled back as another officer is spotted placing his hand in between the two.

Talk about being cool as ice.

Subsequently, one of the four officers can be seen entering the car from the opposite side to help rein the man in, and they eventually succeeded.

You may view the inscribed video below to have a better understanding of the incident:

And So… Now What?

Well for starters, using criminal force on public servants is a highly inadvisable act, as the use of criminal force against a public servant is punishable with a jail term of up to four years, a fine or both.

And for seconds, please avoid getting too drunk unless you’ve close friends around.

Or the next thing you’re gonna see when you’re sober is a nice little room, enclosed by steel girded bars.