Everybody loves Elon Musk. Who doesn’t love good old Elon Musk?
If the world was to end right now and I had to choose one person to be stuck with for the remaining hours of my life – unworthy as I am – I would choose Elon.
Correction, Elon and the Cybertruck. It would be my greatest honour… To relive my childhood dream of cruising in a Grand Theft Auto 2 vehicle.
You internet nomads would have already caught up with the global buzz. Elon Musk has recently revealed Tesla’s cutting edge brainchild, the unconventional Cybertruck.
That’s so metal! Say it again but this time with jazz hands.
Before you scoff and mock the ninth wonder of the world, Elon did tweet that Tesla has since received 150,000 orders. Not that anyone really cares – we’re just here for the laughs.
Taking Twitter By Storm
The underwhelming investor reception cannot compare to the overwhelming number of tweets that have flooded our timelines since the Cybertruck’s dramatic launch.
Girls and boys, if you think I wasted an hour of my life scavenging through the hashtag… You got that right because I did. The tasteful clownery was astounding!
Here’s a few of my favourites:
ofcourse the Simpsons predicted the cybertruck pic.twitter.com/AzVzheqyaS
— SoaR crude (@Crudes) November 23, 2019
— 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖍↯ (@TheGloominati) November 22, 2019
Is there a baby yoda / cybertruck crossover meme? Think I can clock out for the day if this exists.
— pw (@petewentz) November 23, 2019
This Time Baby I’ll Be… Bulletproof?
According to Tesla, the Cybertruck was designed for ensured passenger safety. We’re talking ultra-hard cold-rolled stainless steel and ultra-strong impact-absorbing glass.
That is ultra-strong and ultra-hard!
Unfortunately, after claiming that the Cybertruck had unbreakable windows, this happened during the demonstration.
In case you can’t see it, the demonstrator throws a hard object at the car window expecting it to bounce off like a baby on a bed, but it shatters the glass instead.
In Tesla’s defence, Elon is still the sexiest man alive. But that doesn’t change the fact that this innovative contraption still has a long way to go. The world’s just not ready for the Cybertruck.
— Pyrets (@Pyrets1) November 22, 2019
Whatever the outcome will be, I’ll be on Twitter… Snooping on every other Cybertruck meme I cross paths with because I love the internet.
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