Lady Recounts How Coffeeshop Uncle Has Been Remembering & Customising Coffee For Each Customer


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Emotional stories come in many forms. For example, thereโ€™s the romantic kind.

โ€œNooo, donโ€™t goโ€ฆ kajimaaaa,โ€ the girl cries.

โ€œNo I must go.โ€ The boy smiles. โ€œIโ€™m sorryโ€ฆโ€


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โ€œKajimaaaa, yameteeeeeโ€ฆโ€

โ€œIโ€™m so sorryโ€ฆโ€ the boy whispers, as he entered the loo. โ€œIโ€™ll be quick, alright?โ€

Thereโ€™s also the catastrophic kind.

โ€œThe doctor told me that I only have six months left,โ€ the boy says.

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โ€œNani?!โ€ the girl utters, before clasping desperately to the boy. โ€œNo, you canโ€™t do this to me! Yameteeeee!โ€

As the girl screams and shouts, the boy holds her close to him.

โ€œOnce the six months are up, Iโ€™ll be free to be with you togetherโ€ฆ forever.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s what I donโ€™t want you arse. Someone ask the doctor to keep you here forever!โ€


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And last but not least, thereโ€™s the coffee kind.

Like this one.

The Coffee That Tastes Different Now

Meet Instagram user Jing Ying.

Image: rinseion Instagram

According to Mothership, she has been ordering drinks from the same uncle at a coffee shop in Tampines for a while now.

Coffee she genuinely enjoyed.


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So when her favourite coffee uncle retired, she began noticing how different the coffee tasted.

Image: Jing Yingโ€™s Instagram

Putting it down to a mental thing at first, she soon realised that there was more to it.

Like literally.

Always? Always.

An hour after she first procured her different-tasting cup of coffee, Jing Ying went back to the coffee shop, where the auntie manning the stall supposedly called out:

โ€œAH GIRL, THE SAME?โ€


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โ€œYes, the same,โ€ Jing Ying replied, before adding (pretty sure itโ€™s casually) that it doesnโ€™t taste the same though.

And hereโ€™s where the auntie dropped a truth bomb.

The uncle has apparently been making a special mix of coffee for her.

Image: Jing Yingโ€™s Instagram

As it turns out, the uncle had taken note of her coffee preference, and had personally endeavoured to make a personalised cup of coffee for her all this while.

At no additional charge either.

The best coffee uncle of all time

Apparently, Jing Ying wasnโ€™t the only lucky patron to have gotten her own customised cup of coffee.


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The uncle had seemingly done the same thing for most of his regular customers.

Image: Jing Yingโ€™s Instagram

Basically, the uncle would ask his new customers to take a sip first, and then from there, assess what ratio of milk / coffee is the customerโ€™s preference. Then heโ€™ll memorise that and use the โ€œcustomisedโ€ ratio for each customer differently.

โ€œHave a safe trip and great retirement, my best coffee uncle,โ€ Jing Ying wrote.

Damn, ninjas cutting onions again.


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On a separate note, cherish the people around you, people.

Always.

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