Lady Secretly Fattened Up Her Sisters So She’ll Look The Best-est On Her Wedding Day

Last Updated on 2022-10-15 , 3:10 pm

In the history of female personas, there have been a couple of creepy ones that you would really not want to meet at midnight. One of them’s the yandere class, where females would go to near psychologically-twisted methods to make sure their men stay with them.

Dead or alive.

Now, one would think that the aforementioned class is pretty bad, and I do tend to agree with it. However, disbelieving as it sounds, there’s actually another ‘job’ that’s even more, for lack of a better phrase, scary af. The class I’m talking about?

Bridezilla.

Named after the iconic Japanese monster, these females are ones that would go to any measure, any, in order to make sure they have the perfect wedding day. And while you might snigger at what a prospective bride could possibly do, just wait till you read this:

Lady Secretly Fattened Up Her Sisters So She’ll Look The Best On Her Wedding Day.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen.

That’s a bridezilla for you.

Meet Penny

She’s your everyday, normal girl, except with one rather peculiar perk:

A love-hate relationship with her sisters, Maggie and Charlie.

Maggie, the eldest sister in the family, has always been the disciplined and serious one. She works as a high school teacher, and everyone pretty much adores her. However, according to Penny, she also has this smug air about her, and the bride suspected that she was actually jealous that Penny was getting married first.

And then, on the other hand, we have Charlie, the fun and flirty archetype. According to our dear bridezilla here, all the males have a tendency to fall for her (not literally), but she simply complains that they don’t take her seriously. An artist and children’s book illustrator who works from home, Charlie apparently never wants to get married.

And then finally, we have Penny, the self-admitted everyday girl.

“I wasn’t as hot and popular as my older sister and I wasn’t as cute and fun as my younger sister. I was just Penny in the middle. But I found a man who loved me for me and I couldn’t be happier,” she said.

Penny the Middle, as she called herself, was happy to have found her dream guy first despite being the most average out of the three. But it seems that on her wedding day, ‘average’ is not a connotation she’s going to live with.

The Special Smoothie

Every morning, Penny would exhibit a radiant persona, and insist on making breakfast smoothies for everyone. In explanation, she said that she wished for everyone to look their best on the big day, and so she’s making this particular…

Special slimming smoothie.

And in a bid to stay undetected, she bought a weight loss shake, emptied out the contents, filled it with a mega-weight gain protein powder she found in a bodybuilding shop and fed it to her sisters.

Unscrupulous? Can’t deny that.

While she went easy (self-proclaimed) at first, Penny said that in the month before the wedding, she was adding not once, not twice but triple the prescribed amount into Maggie and Charlie’s smoothie. On the other hand, she was having simple fruit and coconut water.

Sweet, healthy, and most importantly, low in calories.

Can’t say the same about her sisters’ ‘diet’ fare, though.

The Penny Job

As the bride, Penny had a say on her bridesmaids’ attire. And as you might’ve guessed, she wasn’t gonna go easy on them.

“We’re all fair-skinned and blonde, and I demanded that the bridesmaids dresses wore a neon yellow that made them look washed out and slightly ill,” she said.

And also, in case you haven’t inferred, the weight-gainer powder worked like a charm. In fact, her two sisters had to actually alter their dress to accommodate their thickening waistlines.

Plus, add the size-accentuating yellow dresses to the mix, and it was pretty much game over.

“When I look back on my wedding photos – as I do often as we’ve got them displayed around the house – I sometimes feel a twinge of guilt that I’m standing there glowing and gorgeous in my bridal gown, and my sisters are looking washed out and chubby. But mostly I feel happy.”

Well, guess who just won the Bridezilla Of The Year award?

Undisputed, definite decision here.

So ladies

Should you be significantly, or generally just better-looking than the bride-to-be you’re being a bridesmaid for, please…

Watch your drink.

Unless of course, you’re the bride in question and you have a bevvy of beauties serving as your bridesmaids. Then…

It might be time to do some force-feeding.