Man Asked Female Colleague About The Password To Women’s Hearts & She Said ‘Facial Recognition’

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For many years, men have wondered what it takes for women to open their hearts to them.

Is it looks? Is it a sense of humour? Or is it something else?

A Japanese man decided to ask his female coworker for the secret password and it devolved into techspeak.

It’s Not Password, It’s Facial Recognition

A Japanese Twitter user going by the username @DT-aoki took to Twitter to share about his experience.

Now, for those who aren’t well-versed in Japanese like my handsome colleague Victor, Twitter has a translation function for their non-Japanese counterparts:

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“I told a female colleague ‘I just can’t figure out the password to open up women’s hearts.’ And she told me ‘Women’s hearts don’t open with a password, They open with facial recognition.’”

In other words, it’s not what you say, it’s how you look.

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Humourous Netizens Reaction

If there’s one thing you can count on the internet to do, it’s how it’ll cheer you up. Twitter commenters this time didn’t disappoint us (and hopefully you) either.

“You can get around the facial recognition lock with a bank account confirmation.”

“By paying the required fee, you can bypass the facial recognition system. However, your service may be cancelled at any time.”

“The proper face for the facial recognition system is Yukichi Fukuzawa [the man on the 10,000-yen bill, Japan’s largest form of currency].”

However, among the many cynical comments lie a different type of comment. One that may truly give hope to us #foreveralone guys.

We’ve often waited for tomorrow for a meal with our family. But what if tomorrow never comes? Watch this and you'll understand:

A Truly Helpful Comment

“There is a password, of sorts, for a woman’s heart. However, depending on her specific password, the keywords are different. It’s a very complicated authorization process. Also, please be advised that an incorrect password entry can result in a permanent lockout.”

In short, if you’re looking for a “one-size-fits-all” password, it doesn’t exist.

It varies from women to women.

On the flip side, while it means you’re not able to be a true-blue player collecting hearts in your jar of hearts, it means that out there, somewhere, there’s a truly special lady waiting just for you.

Just take note that if you screw it up, you might just be locked out forever.

What Do You Think?

Do you agree with what the female coworker says? Or do you agree with bank account comments?

I’ll say that while having good looks do help, every woman has a different definition of handsome.

Plus, a good sense of humour is proven to be able to take you pretty far in the relationship game.

Agree?