Man Created IG Account Showcasing His Panty Sniffing Adventures In CCK & Tampines

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Alright, here’s a confession:

I’m a pretty depraved individual.

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Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re speechless, you’re shocked. Or maybe you just don’t care. Nevertheless, I feel it prudent to list out a list of my most vile acts, comparable to those of the infamous… Swiper the Fox:

  • Attempted to steal dirty laundry from my friend’s neighbour while drunk. Thankfully, it didn’t work out
  • Resort to negative tactics when playing FIFA

And perhaps the worst one of them all:

  • Wrote Goody Feed’s most controversial article to date: 5 reasons why masturbation is bad for you

As my colleague so aptly puts it: “I’m the most depraved individual Goody Feed has ever seen.” And much as I would like to dispute that notion…

It’s true. And what a bummer it is. My parents worked tooth and nail for one night 24 years ago, and look what came out of that? Me.

Blasphemy.

Yet, here’s the thing. While I might have committed atrocities so sinister even Lucifer finds them distasteful, I still can’t hope to hold a candle to this guy:

Pantysniffer21.

“Why?” you wonder. Well, it’s because of one simple notion:

This man has just taken it to a whole new level.

Man Allegedly Created IG Account Showcasing His Panty Sniffing Adventures In CCK & Tampines

Meet Pantysniffer21. 

Ah Hock loved Michelle and asked her, ‘Ai stead mai?’ in the 90s. Today, he tried again but would it work? Prepare some tissue paper and watch their love story here:

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An avid activist in the legendary art of ‘panty sniffing’, he has, as his nickname implies, smelled many panties.

Many.

And to make things even more fragrant? He chronicles his exploits…on Instagram.

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Influencer? Panti-encer.

Apparently, the rise of Pantysniffer21 started on 15 August, when images of allegedly stolen panties and shorts reportedly began surfacing on the social media site.

The first photos, as you saw earlier on, featured our protagonist at Tampines Street 33 with a ‘loot of war’:

A pair of pink thongs.

And as you might’ve expected him to…

He went ahead and sniffed it. 

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Panties know no bounds

And apparently, his love for panties is so great that he’s willing to go long-distance;

Or to be more specific, Tampines to Choa Chu Kang.

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Having blown ‘3 days worth of load’, he left the scene where it all happened:

Block 518 Choa Chu Kang Street 51.

So folks, if you live around that area and lost your favourite pair of black shorts recently…

Well, you know where it went.

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“Something borrowed”

Too apt.

And it’s not the only account too

Apparently, Pantysniffer21‘s so adept at his craft that he felt a need to conjure up not one…

But two Instagram accounts.

And while we’re at it, here’re a few of his other exploits, from the mystic lands of Yishun to the lush surroundings of Woodlands.

Truly, his devotion to panties knows no bounds.

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But of course…

It’s all wrong. What Pantysniffer21 is doing, anyway?

As such, Senior Parliamentary Secretary Baey Yam Keng, who’s MP for Tampines GRC, said that a police report has been made. This comes after Netizens expressed their worries and concern via various social media sites.

Meanwhile, the police have also acknowledged the case, and have requested the public with information on the case to contact them.

And well, I guess we can only wait.

Incidentally, anyone convicted of causing public nuisance under Section 290 of the Penal Code may be punished with a fine of up to S$1,000.

And well… now what?

Well, I guess one thing’s for certain:

Pantysniffer21’s not welcome in Singapore, no matter how many panties he retrieves.

And so, I kindly implore everyone not to follow Pantysniffer21’s example. Because it’s hardly the kindest thing to do. After all, as the saying goes:

“Do the right thing, people.”

P.S. Both Instagram accounts have since been taken down. So don’t go searching for them 😉

Instead, you might want to follow our Instagram instead. It’s a tad healthier.