Mercedes Driver Stops In Middle Of Traffic, Walks Out & Sticks Tongue Out At Driver Behind


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Something strange happens to humans beings when they get behind the wheel in Singapore.

Nice, wholesome people morph into immature sociopaths whose only goal is to beat all the other drivers to their own destination. And if anyone gets in their way, well, they get angry. Really angry.

Why is everyone rushing and raging on the road? No one knows. Scientists have studied the Singapore driver for decades but they have not yet been able to explain the immaturity of our drivers.

Yes, if there’s one thing you can count on in Singapore other than death, CPF, and the heat, it’s raging drivers.

Mercedes Driver Stops In Middle Of Traffic, Walks Out & Sticks Tongue Out At Driver Behind

SG Road Vigilante uploaded a video on Saturday (Nov 17) showing a Mercedes driver getting out of his car in the middle of traffic to confront the driver behind him.

The driver behind allegedly honked at him.

What ensued was quite remarkable, as the Mercedes driver was caught on camera regressing back to a toddler in a few seconds.

Here’s the video:

So, what happened? 

The video starts off with the Mercedes driver doing what many Singaporean drivers (including me) excel at – cutting into a lane quickly.

Image: Facebook (SG Road Vigilante)

Now, it should be noted that the Mercedes driver did signal his intention of filtering to the right lane. He just filtered in a little quickly. It was here that the driver behind allegedly honked at him.

Fortunately, the Mercedes driver ignored the honk and carried on with his journey like a mature adult.

Instead, he opened his car door while the car was still in motion, and despite Oasis’ warning, he looked back in anger.

Image: Facebook (SG Road Vigilante)

But a death stare and few angry gestures weren’t enough for the inflamed driver. So, he left his car and approached the ‘offending’ driver behind him.

Image: Facebook (SG Road Vigilante)

However, no outburst of anger in the 21st century is complete without a recorded video of it on your phone. So, the Mercedes driver went back to his car to retrieve his phone so he could film or take a picture of the other driver.


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Image: Facebook (SG Road Vigilante)

After walking over to the driver’s side of the car, the Mercedes driver then made a cunnilingus sign with his tongue and fingers at the driver before walking back to his car.

Image: Facebook (SG Road Vigilante)

What could this man possibly be trying to convey with this random sexual gesture? Here are a couple of possible explanations:

1) He secretly likes the driver behind him and escalated this trivial traffic altercation so he could speak to his crush

2)

Nope, that’s it. That’s the only explanation that seems plausible. Sound far-fetched? Well, he even gave the driver behind a flying kiss before he left.


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Image: Facebook (SG Road Vigilante)

So, what really happened here? Was this another road rage incident or an unorthodox expression of love?

I guess we’ll never know. I can only wish the two immature lovebirds the best of luck and hope that they soon feel bold enough to openly profess their love without the guise of a traffic argument.