For a long time, Samyang has captivated us.
Lured us.
Terrified us.
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Iโm talking, of course, about their infamous spicy noodles.
Sheesh, just looking at it got me all hot and bothered.
Yet, mortified as I am, Samyangโs instant noodles are still not the spiciest in this world.
Not even close.
Because unbeknownst to us, another flavour has been rising from the ashesโฆ
Mameeโs Daebak Ghost Pepper Spicy Chicken Instant noodles.
Disgustingโฆ Utterly Disgusting
The brainchild of our all-time favourite noodle snack brand, Mameeโs Ghost Pepper Noodles has been dubbed as the Spiciest Noodle rendition in Malaysiaโฆ
And weโre not doubting it.
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Said to be infused with ghost pepper, an interspecific hybrid chilli pepper that boasts a Scoville scale of 1,041,427 SHU, the noodles have terrified audiences all around the world, including us. And for good reason too. The Samyang Chicken Flavoured Ramen noodles, which was already considered to be really spicy, stands at a mere 8,706 Scovilles unit (spiciness level).
A reminder again: our favourite Ghost Pepper Instant Noodles hits above 1,000,000 Scovilles unit.
Talk about overkill.
And Yet The Question Begets;
Is it really as spicy as they preach?
To find out, we hit up the search button to-
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โHey, letโs try it ourselves la!โ our editor said.
โRight, letโs look it up hahahahahahahaha.โ
Anyways, as I was saying before I was so strategically interrupted, we hit up the search button to find brave, adventurous Netizens, whoโve sold their souls for the cause.
Thankfully, it wasnโt as hard as we expected. Hooray for the Internet.
Netizens Tried The Newest Ghost Pepper Instant Noodles And It Didnโt End Well
First and foremost, we have the undisputed kings of the Internet:
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BuzzFeed.
Pitting six seasoned spice eaters (including an Asian) against the infamous Ghost Pepper Instant Noodles, we watched with bated breath as the video unfolded.
It wasnโt pleasant.
For starters, youโd expect the Asian to be the toughest cos Asian. But as it turns outโฆ
Our representative KOโd first.
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Lamenting how it was an โout of bodyโ experience, like literally, he was dying.
From the inside.
And it wasnโt just him either. Everyone felt it from the first bite, though incrediblyโฆ
She seemed comparatively okay.
Comparatively.
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More Responses
Now I know what youโre thinking.
โItโs just BuzzFeed. They canโt take spice. Itโs not a fair gauge. We want justice!โ
And while I canโt exactly give you justice, I can give youโฆ
More responses.
After combing through the Internet for around 72 hours, we located another group of brave candidates to supplement your inner sadist curiosity.
A group of Korean girls, to be exact.
After all, they do say that girls have a higher tolerance for things.
Weโre just gonna see whether itโs true.
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After they had their first bite, we had some rather startling news:
Itโs apparently not as spicy as they thought.
But just as youโre beginning to let your guard downโฆ
It came.
(What were you thinking ah?)
And like the first one, it wasnโt pleasant.
What About Hot Guysโฆ Literally?
Just to round things up, we unearthed another video response to the intimidating entityโฆ
A video of three hot guys, to be exact.
So how did they fare? Was it mildโฆ or death itself?
We watchedโฆ
And watchedโฆ
And watched as they felt it from the very first bite.
In fact, save for the only non-Chinese in the video, everyone else was dreading a second bite.
Geezus.
And soโฆ how does it seem to be like, really?
Well, from the collection of videos Iโve seen thus far, Mameeโs Ghost Pepper Instant Noodles seems to be three things:
- Smells good
- Tastes like barbeque
- Insanely spicy
And honestly, as one Netizen so aptly puts it:
โItโs not for the average person. You might actually die.โ
So try it at your own risk, alright?
We donโt want anyone dying on our hands.
Where Do You Get It?
Good news, folks. You donโt have to cross customs in order to get your hands on one, because apparentlyโฆ
These noodles are available in Singapore 7-Eleven stores!
However, do take note that theyโll only be available for 2 months, starting in September. So if you wanna get itโฆ
You should probably get it soon.
Price: $2.90
Duration: September till November or stocks last, whichever is earlier
And with that in mindโฆ
All the best. ๐
By the way, guess what? Someone just bought two cups into the office. Weโd be doing a review very soon.
But if you see that weโre no longer coming out with an article per hour, then youโd know that everyone in Goody Feed has turned into Pepper Ghost.
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