Old M’sian Man Rapes A Helpless Chicken; Gets Caught On Camera In The Act

Well. When you are a writer in GoodyFeed, every day you come across some pretty wacky things. Nothing, nothing is compared to what follows in this article.

Beastiality

One day, an elderly man felt the urge to get it on.

What a virile lad.

You would guess that maybe, you know, he hired a prostitute. Maybe he found a really soft bolster. Worst case scenario, those stories you hear of elderly guys trying to hit on young girls.

Oh, but it is so much worse than that.

Yeah… the old man put his appendage somewhere it should not be.

This was all caught on camera by someone who happened to stumble upon this scene.

Imagine his shock when he sees something so outrageous.

The person filming slowly crept along the corner and found the elderly man sitting on a short stool.

Due to the heavy censoring of the video, I shall take it upon myself to describe the events in a PG13 way for the readers.

The elder spits on his hands, providing much-needed lubrication to his working tool, Sun Wukong’s heavenly rod.

He then proceeds to grasp the hen in his hands. He starts off slowly, using the bird to circle the drain, to wake the dragon, to tease the snake, to grow the beanstalk.

After the dragon wakes up from its slumber, it realises it is hungry for some chicken.

The chicken came alright, and it came back and forth faster than McDelivery. The old man allowed the snake to enter the chicken, in a purposeful and rhythmic way.

Back and forth, back and forth, he thrusts. Again and again. Full of passion and vigour. The dragon/snake/beanstalk was getting its fill.

Until it was time for the chicken, to have its fill. And so the old man did. The beanstalk bestowed its arcane seed, and Chick-fi-laid (geddit).

If you were unable to understand anything I said above, lucky you.

Animal Cruelty

Jokes aside, beastiality should not be condoned or practised, for there are many consequences.

The first reason why beastiality cannot be condoned is that it breaches informed consent. I think this should be fairly intuitive, there is no way a pig or a dog, or even a chicken, could provide informed consent on this act. Hence, it is an abuse of power by the human to engage in such disgusting acts.

Secondly, beastiality actually harms animals. Many of these animals then end up having problems like urinary tract infections, constipation, etc, while psychologically, they may find it hard to continue to interact with humans in the future.

As a human being with rationality, we have the responsibility to protect vulnerable ones of our society, from children to pets. We definitely should not rape a chicken.

If you really want to watch the video of him getting caught in the act, you may proceed to watch it here.