Taiwan Woman Notices Boyfriend’s Third Testicle During Sex; Turns Out To Be A Tumour

A wise man once said: “Sex isn’t just for pleasure or procreation, it’s also a great time to conduct a small-scale health screening.”

Your partner’s health, after all, is very important to you.

So while you’re fondling each other silly, you could also check for bumps and tumours.

Tell your boyfriend you have a sexy surprise for him and conduct a prostate exam, because nothing is as sexy as good health.

But what if you spot a growth next to two biologically normal growths?

Girlfriend: Hey, what’s that?

Boyfriend: Uh, that’s a penis. Have you never se-

Girlfriend: No, not that, that.

Boyfriend: Oh, that’s just my third testicle.

Girlfriend: Your third testicle?

Third Testicle Turns Out To Be A Tumour

That’s exactly what one Taiwanese woman experienced when she was getting it on like a wanton with her boyfriend.

The woman discovered that he had a third testicle, which surprised the boyfriend too. Apparently he hadn’t noticed it until then.

So, just to be safe, he visited a clinic to find out what it was.

The man told the doctor, Qiu, that he had a growth that didn’t hurt or itch, and which looked like a third testicle.

According to ET Today, during Qiu’s examination, he did indeed discover an egg-shaped bump protruding from the right side of the man’s scrotum, just above his testicle.

What a description, but anyways.

According to Qiu, it was easy to mistake the growth for a testicle because of its shape and the fact that it had the same tissue elasticity.

An ultrasound and MRI scan revealed that the “third testicle” was actually a solid cyst. Thankfully, though, it was a benign tumour.

However, Qiu advised the man to remove the tumour because it was resting on his spermatic cord, and could damage his actual testicles in the future.

The man and his girlfriend agreed, and Qiu later surgically removed the tumour.

The removed tumour measured about 5cm, and was confirmed to be a pseudo-tumour.

But it isn’t something you’d want to keep in a jar, is it?

Scrotal Edema

So what caused this man to magically grow a the testicle-shaped tumour?

Qiu believes that it was a result of Scrotal Edema. That sounds like a Swedish death metal band, but it is actually a condition where trauma to the lower body or inflammation of the scrotum causes the fibroblast layer to be on the outside of the body.

Over time, it became a pseudo-tumour.

Fortunately for the man, the tumour wasn’t malignant. If it was, his entire right testicle and the spermatic cord would have had to be removed.

That’s why Qiu advised men to regularly examine themselves in the shower so they can catch anything amiss before it’s too late.

Basically, Qiu and Goody Feed want you to fondle your balls more often. For health reasons, of course.