Guy Who Kneeled to GF in Orchard Road Stomped & Netizens Are Triggered

Let me ask you a question.

What’s the scariest thing that comes to mind?

Dracula? Slender Man?

our mum?

While everyone surely has his/her own Uncle Vernon, there’s one thing every boyfriend fears above all else.

His girlfriend.

Or to be more specific, his girlfriend’s wrath.

Because let’s face it; it’s much easier to make them angry, than to make them smile.

Doubtful? Just check out this guy.

Image: Stomp

Nope, it doesn’t look like he’s proposing. Proposing should look something like this.

Image: The Spruce

Which leaves one other possibility:

He’s asking for her forgiveness.

Image: Know Your Meme

What happened?

The incident happened on 4 December, at around 10:00 p.m.

Stomper Chris was walking along Orchard Road when he saw a man kneeling in front of a woman near a side way bench. It’s presumed that the woman’s his girlfriend.

However, it doesn’t seem to be anything romantic.

Guy kneels to GF at Orchard Road — but it doesn't look like h…

Guy kneels to GF at Orchard Road — but it doesn't look like he's proposingRead the full story here: https://goo.gl/WzRndQ

Posted by Stomp on Sunday, 3 December 2017

The couple seemed to be holding a conversation, but the Stomper was unable to make out the details.

“Wonder what he did wrong to warrant such punishment,” he added.

You’re not alone, Chris. We want to know too.

Triggered

Image: Stomp Facebook Page
Image: Stomp Facebook Page

Although bulk of the reactions were directed at the screen. Literally.

Image: Stomp Facebook Page
Image: Stomp Facebook Page
Image: Stomp Facebook Page

As well as a crap ton of wise and argumentative jokes.

Image: Stomp Facebook Page
Image: Stomp Facebook Page

 

Image: Stomp Facebook Page

Moral of the story

Don’t kneel in front of your girlfriend.

In public.

And watch out for people with smartphones. They are kinda dangerous.

Alternatively… you can opt not to kneel in the first place.

Just give her an ice-cream.

It will cool her down for sure 😉

Since you’re here, why not watch a video about an NTU student who went all out to impress his crush, only to end up in…tragedy? Here, watch it and do remember to share it (and also subscribe to Goody Feed YouTube channel)!

This article was first published on goodyfeed.com

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Zhi Hao

Zhi Hao

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