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15 Common Problems Only People Who Wear Spectacles Can Totally Understand

2016-08-01 , 10:54 am

I feel you. I really do. Not only do you have to deal with people calling you a “four-eyes” (I bet you’ll never forget that your entire life), wearing them can be a hassle even if you’ve had twenty years to get used to it.

Here are 15 common problems people who wear spectacles face in life. Do you have them too?

Where you wear contact lenses

And people either think you’ve just gone for an eye op or you’ve got something special planned tonight. No, it’s just one of those days my eyes were big enough to fit contacts in.

3D glasses

Love 3D movies? Guess what, we spectacles-wearing people don’t like them. Half the time, you’re just pushing your 3D glasses back up your nose instead of paying attention to the movie plot.

Roller Coasters

While people are busy holding on to the hand holds, you’re too afraid to let go of your glasses. And if you choose not to wear your glasses on the ride, it’ll be extra scary because you can’t see where you’re going, you can only feel the drops and turns.

When you are eating hot soupy food

And your glasses fog up when you’re eating. If you choose not to wear your glasses, you can’t see what you’re eating.

When you step off the bus

And your glasses fog up but you have to keep walking because you’re blocking the exit.

When you exercise

And your glasses keeps slipping down.

When you’re lying on your side in bed

To you look at your phone, and your spectacles get pushed to the side.

When you attempt to wipe your spectacles clean with your clothes

When you’re done, your spectacle has a lot of micro fibres stuck on the lens.

When you’re at the swimming pool

You can’t hug your girlfriend because you’re afraid of hugging the wrong girl

You have to twist your head more when you kiss

You don’t want your spectacles digging into her face when you kiss.

When you fall asleep with your spectacles

You wake up realising that you’re lying on it and you have to deal with lopsided spectacles until you go back to your optician.

When you shower

You forget that you have spectacles on when you’re washing your face. Or you think you have them on only to poke yourself in the eye.

When you have to push at your spectacles

Because it just can’t stop sliding down. Worse if you’re exercising or just sweating in the heat.

When you are looking for your spectacles

You realise you need your spectacles to find anything.

You have to deal with hard choices

When you didn’t know where you put your spectacles and you’re late for work. Should I go in to work blind, or find my spectacles and go in to work late?

But really, at the end of the day, we all know this:

Do you have any other funny complaints about wearing glasses?

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