I’m on social media far more often then I care to admit.
Off work hours only of course.
But have you ever been on Facebook and looked at the reaction emotes for a while and think, “I’d like to eat that emote.”

Yeah, just read that once or twice to make sure.
Because no joke, that weird thought of yours might become a reality next week.
Limited Time Facebook Cafe
Your eyes probably widened as much as mine did when reading that sub-header.
Temporarily taking over Five Oars Coffee Roasters, the Facebook Cafe will open at Tanjong Pagar from 22 to 24 November.
And yes, ONLY for those days.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzebv7RHBEj/?utm_source=ig_embed
This isn’t a totally new concept as Facebook has done pop up cafe’s countries like Japan and Indonesia before.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2bTwFkgMOz/
According to Mothership, the cafe aims to raise awareness of users’ privacy and security controls on Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp.
I’m…not sure how that works though?
Maybe if I eat one of their products, Mark Zuckerberg can instil his technological prowess in me?
Oh, by the way, speaking of eating their products…
Eat-mojis
What I described in the opening segments of this article were completely true.
You can actually redeem a free emoji pancake and a regular coffee at the cafe.
All you have to do is fill up a quick quiz to test your privacy knowledge and viola, you now eat a Facebook reaction.
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByU-Fm4FxKw/
That pancake at the back there is me right before I realised this Facebook cafe was real.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2XEreuBvnX/
Even the coffee has an emoji on it!
I’m quite a sucker for coffee art but the real issue is deciding whether to drink it and ruin the image or not.
Can I get a thinking emoji for that one?

Where The Place At
Is the question that everyone is probably mumbling while looking at their screens now.
Address: Five Oars Coffee Roasters, 39 Tanjong Pagar Road, Singapore 088462
Opening Hours: 2 – 6 pm (22 November), 9 am – 6 pm (23 and 24 November)
Casual reminder that the cafe won’t be around after those dates so don’t miss it!
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2ZDAe5gYcg/
I’m already going to be that the queues would be insane so I’d suggest heading as early as possible.
Kiasu Singaporean senses kicking into overdrive right now.
