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Footage of Angry Uncle in S’pore Supermarket is As Fun(ny) As Angry Birds

2017-09-20 , 10:24 pm

You know how there’s a rare gem every few days that will spark up your boring life?

Well, this is it.

An uncle was allegedly upset with how a young man was taking so long at the cashier, and he decided to relive his old days as an Encik by ‘tearing’ into the ‘helpless soul’.

I mean, take a listen. Even the insults sound the same.

Uncle scolds man at Bugis Junction supermarket

Uncle scolds man at Bugis Junction supermarket: http://bit.ly/2xaQIK4"You chicken!" 🐔"When I was your age, I was 100x more handsome than you!"

Posted by Stomp on Monday, 18 September 2017

If you’re too busy laughing to properly digest the insults, let me break it down for you.

“You think I was never young like you, is it?

Why would he ever think that? You’re too sensitive already la.

“When I was your age, I was 100 times more handsome than you ah!”

Considering the young man’s pretty decent looking, the uncle would have to be a la George Clooney/Brad Pitt to even stand a chance of being 100 times more handsome than him.

Why was such a handsome man not on TV? What a waste! Anyone that’s got young pictures of the uncle, please do us a favour and mail them over 🙂

“You do your shopping, you queue up, you go.”

Erm no? It’s common knowledge that we gotta shop, queue up, do the mannequin challenge for a minute, dab, dance the Harlem shake with the cashier, then finish up with a ‘Hallelujah’

“You chicken!”

Just because he looks buff, doesn’t mean that he ate so much chicken breast he became a literal chicken alright?

But what a roundabout way of complimenting, uncle. You’re such a nice guy.

Details Of The Incident

The incident happened at a Cold Storage supermarket in Bugis Junction on September 18. (Damn I should have been there. Who needs 1-for-1 movie tix when you’ve got a free show right there?)

Stomper Poor Man saw the scene at around 5 pm, and submitting to his natural born Stomp reflexes, whipped out his phone and shot a video of it.

While it’s unclear, it seems that the argument had started because the younger man was taking a while at the cashier. Irritated, the uncle had launched into a tirade filled with half-hearted insults.

The victim tried to explain himself, but he was helpless against the terrifying power called the ‘uncle talk’. Even his apology was used against him when the uncle berated him for using such a sloppy ‘sorry’.

Thoughts

Thanks for making my day, uncle. Your efforts are not unappreciated.

To the young man, I hope you take his insults in your stride. In fact, are they even considered insults?

It seems that he’s just complimenting you on your youthful and good looks, albeit in an erm… pretty shy kind of way.

To the others, I guess we can all learn a valuable lesson today.

Don’t take too long at the cashier.

Because you never know when a wild uncle/auntie will turn up and start ‘complimenting’ you.

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