Robber: Give me all your money!
82YO Woman: *flexes bicep*
Robber: I said give me all your money now!
82YO Woman: *flexes calf*
Robber: *shivers* Uh, I’m only stealing because I really need the mon-
82YO Woman: *Does pull up with pinkie*
Robber: WHY ARE YOU NOT RESPONDING AND JUST WEIRDLY DOING EXERCISES TO INTIMIDATE ME?
82YO Woman: *drinks protein shake*
Robber: *leaves*
Man Attempts To Rob 82YO Lady; Ends Up Getting His Ass Kicked Because She’s An Award-Winning Bodybuilder
A man got more than he bargained for when he tried to rob an 82-year-old lady in Rochester, New York.
According to WHAM, the old woman, Willie Murphy, says she was getting ready for bed Thursday night just after 11 p.m. when a man began pounding on her door.
The man claimed it was a medical emergency, saying, “please call an ambulance, I’m sick, I’m sick”.
She did call the police for him, but wouldn’t let him inside, presumably because she thought he was a little suspicious.
Her suspicions were later confirmed.
Broke into house
Willie said that she heard a loud noise and realized that the man had broken down her door and entered her house.
Most of us would have to change our pants at this point, but not Willie.
You see, unbeknownst to the robber, Willie is an award-winning bodybuilder who works out at the YMCA almost every day.
As Willie said, “He picked the wrong house to break into”.
After the robber had broken into her house, Willie said she hid because it was still dark.
Then, she literally turned the tables on him; she grabbed the closest thing she could find, a table, and started smashing the robber with it.
“I picked up the table, and I went to work on him,” she said. ‘The table broke”, Willie said.
Do you know any 82-year-olds who can lift up a whole table, let alone beat someone with it?
When the man went down, Willie kept “jumping” on him. She then grabbed a bottle of shampoo and started pouring it all over his face.
But that wasn’t enough for this grandmother. Nope. She wanted to teach this man a lesson, so she grabbed a broom and started hitting him with it while he was on the floor.
Sent to hospital
When the police officers finally arrived, the man had to be sent in an ambulance to the hospital. The officers were so impressed with Willie that they applauded her and even took selfies with her.
Ms. Murphy standing shoulder to shoulder with Genesee Section Officers after an intruder attempted to break into her home. Ms. Murphy is tough as nails & fended off the intruder. Ms. Murphy standing with some of the officers that responded to her home. pic.twitter.com/1gr8KfWZ4d
— Rochester NY Police (@RochesterNYPD) November 25, 2019
The next day, she returned to the YMCA and got a hero’s welcome.
It’s so satisfying when someone gets their comeuppance, isn’t it?
For all the lifters out there, Murphy says she can deadlift 225 pounds, which is around 102 kilograms.
I don’t know about you, but if I tried to lift that I’d have to be sent to the hospital in an ambulance too.
This strong grandmother is certainly an inspiration to us all!
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