As we should all know by now, no one is safe from COVID-19.
Given that its only job in life is to attach itself to any living being in order to survive, it will indiscriminately infect anything and anyone in its path.
So, whether you’re a human, dog, parrot, or zombie, you need to make sure you take all the necessary precautions to avoid infection or serious illness.
Reader: Wait, aren’t zombies already dead?
Uh… yes, they are. But if they’re sick with the coronavirus, how are they going to have the energy to attack humans and eat their brains?
Reader: Ok good point.
That’s why one zombie visited a place where their kind is not often seen: a vaccination centre.
Person Dressed Up As Zombie to Take COVID-19 Vaccine in M’sia
Recipients who were at a certain vaccination centre in Malaysia recently must have wondered if the planet was being taken over by zombies.
After all, how would you react if you saw this while getting a vaccine?
The first thing you would do, presumably, is to go home to change your pants.
But if you did, you would have missed one crucial fact: this particular zombie wasn’t hungry for brains; it was hungry for immunity. COVID-19 immunity.
A video of the strange encounter was shared on Facebook, both horrifying and amusing netizens.
At the beginning of the video, the person behind the camera can be heard saying “I’m scared, I’m scared”, in Malay, as the zombie heads for the registration counter.
The zombie then lets out a maniacal laugh that would have even sent shivers down Dwayne Johnson’s spine, as it took a seat.
As you can see, the zombie is dressed in a gown that has been bloodied, presumably with the entrails of its victims. It is also wearing red contact lenses, painted its face black, and is wearing a terrifying face mask.
After registering, the zombie finally got what it came to the centre for:
It seems that the zombie is pretty up-to-date with technology too, as it had a smartphone and knew how to take a selfie.
It’s not known if there is a zombie Instagram or Twitter out there.
It’s also unclear if the zombie ate any brains that day at the centre after its vaccination.
The Facebook post with a picture and video of the zombie has unsurprisingly gone viral, with over 644,000 views and 1,800 shares.
Some have speculated that the creature is a Pontianak, but everyone knows that Pontianaks paint their face white and mostly hang around banana trees.
Don’t believe in Pontianaks and want to spot one in action? Watch this video to the end for a ghostly encounter in Singapore:
Read Also:
- 5 places in S’pore rumoured to have Pontianak encounters
- Facts about Pontianak you probably didn’t know
Featured Image: Facebook (Martin Bee)
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