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S’pore Man Makes Spiderman Web Shooters That Actually Works & Selling It For $139

2019-05-02 , 2:00 pm

Ever since I watched the first Spider-Man movie (Sam Raimi & Tobey Maguire version), I’ve been enraptured by the prospect of shooting web strings from my hand/wrist.

Like this.

In fact, I was so thrilled by the notion, that I gathered a motley bunch of spiders from the bush near my estate, and let them bite my hand, one by one.

“Yes, yes, that’s it, ah, yes, yesssssss,” I remember screaming as they sunk their hairy fangs into the acres of my palm. “Yesssssss-“

“Zhi Hao, have you been watching blue films again?” my mum called out. “How many times have I told you not to… WTF ARE THOSE?”

And yeah, there’s my dream of becoming Spider-Man dashed. Like the spiders in question.

But I never lost hope. I knew that one day, I will become Spiderman, for it’s my calling and my true profession in nature. And even if my mum didn’t believe in me…

I believe in myself.

And guess what? Two years down the road, my dream came true.

I can finally be… Spider-Man.

S’pore Man Makes Spiderman Web Shooters That Works & It’s Selling For $139

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we kid you not. A Singaporean man has constructed the perfect Spiderman Web Shooter, and it actually works.

Developed by a Singaporean man who’s only known by his superhero callsign ‘Hero Tech’, the homemade web shooter, the Web 12 functional web shooter, works exactly as you’ll expect it to.

Like, exactly.

For a more detailed ‘play-through’, you can check out this 1:31 video.

~~And although there was no web-swinging (around estates) involved, I’m pretty sure that you can-~~

~~Editor: NO YOU CAN’T STOP TALKING C*CK LATER SOMEONE’S GONNA JUMP OFF THE ROOF AND TRY TO SWING WITH THAT TOY~~

What do you mean toy? It’s Spider-Man’s holy grail goddamit.

But here’s the thing

While the heroic contraption will be available for sale, Hero Tech has also graced our presence with an honest to goodness Do-It-Yourself tutorial:

But of course, if you’re like me (in the sense that you’re not the DIY type), you’ll want to turn to the easy way out:

The money-based solution.

Retailing at SGD$139, the functional gadget comes with a ‘free delivery in Singapore’ tagline and a whole load of awesome goodness.

You can place your order here.

Do, however, take note that this is a pre-order, and as such shipping for your web-shooter will only start in August 2019.

And if you happen to be a review junkie, here’re a few reviews to consolidate your consumer’s belief in the product.

It should be taken note that out of 21 reviews, there’s an average of 4.5 stars.

Nubbad at all.

And so… what’re you waiting for?

If you’ve been desiring to become Peter Parker for all your life, I’m telling you;

This device is the one to get.

So strap on this heroic contraption, and get it on the streets.

Because it’s time to kick some ass.

But then again, you might want to get your Uncle out of the way.

I mean; you never know.

S’pore Man Makes Spiderman Web Shooters That Actually Works & Selling It For $139

S’pore Man Makes Spiderman Web Shooters That Works & It’s Selling For $139

But here’s the thing

And so… what’re you waiting for?

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