Last Updated on 2017-12-06 , 11:56 am
Christmas is coming, and you know what that means.
It’s time to start wrapping presents in honour of the Christmas spirit.
But of course, not everything goes ho-ho-ho like that fat bearded uncle who abuses his reindeers.
While there are loads of amiable people you’re more than willing to shell out money on, there are also loads of less than amiable people you’re tempted to gift wrap your inhouse cockroaches to.
Like that maddening snot-nosed kid who made sure to stick a booger on your pants every year. Dammit. If your parents weren’t there you would have landed a straight uppercut on him long ago.
But hey, cheer up, because I’ve great news for you.
Make your Christmas this year slightly easier on the wallet, by purchasing your gifts at…
Shopee’s Birthday Sale!
With its birthday coming up, Shopee has decided to share the love with everyone, by implementing a 10-day birthday sale from 4 – 13 December!
So what can we expect from this super sale?
Like every Shopee sale ever, we can expect…
Insane killer deals that make you question their sanity…(but of course we don’t care)
Eye-catching products that you’ve wanted for a long time but never gotten around to getting…
And of course, your wallet deflating like a burst balloon.
What is it all about?
If you’ve read our previous articles on Shopee, you would have realised that we have a slight tendency to dig out classified information from their drawers, more often than not without their consent.
As a result, they have been forced to fire sixty-nine employees (ten are with us now), and our reputation has dissolved into a mere speck in their eyes.
Realising our mistakes, we switched things up this time by approaching them via their front door and asking them for the info boldly. The righteous way, you know?
And unexpectedly…
They gave us what we wanted…! I was absolutely shocked; who ever knew that being polite and forthright actually worked?
Anyways, this is what we got:
Within the Birthday Sale Period, there’s a specific day that will see the most elusive, most darn attractive deals pop out like no tomorrow.
The Shopee Birthday Flash Sale.
Starting at midnight on 11 December to 12 December, shoppers will see over 6,000 products at the lowest price guaranteed, $1 deals, buy 1 get 1 free promotion, storewide discounts from top Shopee brands and up to 90% off deals.
Rewards!!!
This time, Shopee’s come up with an extra something to spice up their sale even more.
Shoppers can stand a chance to win a 4D3N Stay at Bandara Villas Phuket for 2 pax, complete with return tickets and massage packages!
Just check out the scenes!
And of course, promo codes!
Who could ever forget about the promo code?
It’s like the cherry on top, you know; that feeling of keying in a promo code after a night of discounted shopping is legendary.
Anyways, for new users, simply use the promo code BDAYxGF to get $7 off your first $15 purchase!
Don’t say we bo jio ah!
What are the best-est, most attractive deals?
For the sake of our beloved readers, we put forth a question to Shopee:
What are the best deals out there?
In response, they leaned in close to us (quite uncomfortably so), and whispered into our ears.
“Listen carefully…” they murmured. “The things you’re looking for are…”
(But of course, there are more deals. These are just a few that they told us)
Suntory Transparent Milk Tea & Ice Lemon Tea Bundle of 4 (2 x MT, 2 x LT) at 43.57% Off
Part of Shopee’s Birthday Flash Sale, this offer will be released at 12 midnight on 11 December. While stocks last.
Original Price: $14.00
Discounted Price: $7.90
Suntory’s transparent milk tea is all the craze now, and it’s not difficult to figure out why.
For one, it’s water… that tastes like milk tea.
For two, it’s from Japan.
So yeah.
But there’s just one minor drawback: this beverage doesn’t exactly come cheap. And doesn’t come easy (with it being out of stock everywhere).
Which makes this deal all the more special, because Shopee has released a Suntory Transparent Milk Tea & Ice Lemon Tea Bundle of 4 for a discounted price of just $7.90!
Perfect, or perfect?
Take note that this product is probably going to run out of stock real fast, so get yours as soon as you can.
(Oh wait. Everything we write here always go out of stock fast. Pretty sure we’re not the one who buy them. Right, Kat?)
Fresh Vitamin Nector Vibracy Boosting Face Mask at 33.43% Off
Part of Shopee’s Birthday Flash Sale, this offer will be released at 12 midnight on 11 December. While stocks last.
Original Price: $105.00
Discounted Price: $69.90
Vitamin Nectar Vibrancy-Boosting Face Mask with a vitamin fruit complex features a concentrated citrus fruit blend of crushed oranges, lemons, and clementines that helps gently refine the appearance of the skin to soften, smooth, and improve clarity.
The highly innovative mask is formulated with a proprietary vitamin fruit complex, a potent blend of vitamin C, vitamin E, and vitamin B5; lemon and orange fruit extracts; and revitalizing minerals, to reveal an incredibly vibrant, healthy-looking complexion.
Moving on to the testimonials:
- 100% reported their skin was immediately softer
- 100% noticed their skin texture was improved and smoother
- 100% felt it invigorated their skin
- 97% felt their skin texture was refined
- 97% reported it gave their skin a revitalizing boost
- 97% said their skin had a more vibrant appearance and healthy-looking glow
And no, I didn’t make that up.
All in all, this is one product you should get if you’re in dire need of a well-working facial mask.
(Hi, is this Shopee? Could I pre-order it at the discounted rate, please?)
(Pretty, please?)
Havaianas Slippers at 59.23% Off
Part of Shopee’s Birthday Flash Sale, this offer will be released at 12 midnight on 11 December. While stocks last.
Original Price: $39.00
Discounted Price: $15.90
Everyone needs a good-looking, durable pair of slippers to get them through those days when they just don’t wish to put on covered shoes.
And what better than a discounted, sturdy pair of Havaianas slippers to fill the bill?
Who knew that slippers could look so good?
Still don’t believe me? Just check out the reviews from these satisfied customers!
“The best slippers since sliced slippers.” – Bill Gates
“I wear them whenever I break up. That’s a lot, for your information.” – Taylor Swift
“Best invention EVAR.” – Havaianas creator
“You look good in them.” – My mum
So what are you waiting for? Get them fast!
Canon EOS 800D DSLR Body + FREE 16GB SD Card at 28.60% Off
Part of Shopee’s Birthday Flash Sale, this offer will be released at 12 midnight on 11 December. While stocks last.
Original Price: $1,049.00
Discounted Price: $749.00
There are three things humans can’t go without in life: food, water and a good camera.
How else are you going to snap those perfect pics overseas? And let’s not even get started on smartphones, because there’s nothing like holding an actual camera and snapping pictures with it. In fact, holding a Canon is fashion.
And I reckon the Canon EOS 800D DSLR is a pretty good place to start too. Just look at this beauty!
With an intuitive, easy-to-use UI, DIGIC 7 image processor, a 24.2-megapixel APS-C sensor and the Dual Pixel CMOS AF system, this baby is going to take you on an aesthetic photo-taking ride.
And did I mention that you can get a 16 GB SD card for free?
Bingo.
Powerpac Mini Chopper (1L) at 54.71% Off
Part of Shopee’s Birthday Flash Sale, this offer will be released at 12 midnight on 11 December. While stocks last.
Original Price: $32.90
Discounted Price: $14.90
As someone who has never touched the stove in my life (save for that one time in Home Econs class where I ended up destroying it), I feel no need to get something as superficial as Powerpac’s Mini Chopper.
However, other people might need it.
Like my mum.
Having slogged her life away for the family, I feel that the very least I could do to repay her is by gifting her a Powerpac Mini Chopper for Christmas.
With features like…
- 1L glass bowl
- Safety lock before switching on power
- 2 power settings
- Stainless steel blade
- Anti-slip rubber mat
- 300 Watts . 220V-240V . 50Hz-60Hz
This Mini Chopper will surely make my mum’s life easier. By a lot.
Should you feel the same way, why not get one for your mum too?
It will make her happy. For once.
*Sobs*
(Psst, Shopee, I did what you instructed. Your heartbreaking story method seems to work leh. Ups la.)
Nestle Piccolo Coffee Machine Buy 1 Get 1 Free at 59.17% Off
Part of Shopee’s Birthday Flash Sale, this offer will be released at 12 midnight on 11 December. While stocks last.
Original Price: $218.00
Discounted Price: $89.00
A coffee machine’s like your mum. No, not the waistline. Just hear me out, alright?
For one, it wakes you in the cold morning, when all you want to do is sleep. #sadtruth For two, it’s kinda bitter. Sorry Mum, just laying out the cold hard facts. For three, it starts malfunctioning when you do something wrong to it.
So yeah, the resemblance’s uncanny.
However, unlike your mum, coffee machines can be sold at discounted prices.
Huge, discounted prices, I should mention, if this Nestle Piccolo Coffee Machine was anything to go by.
With an original price tag of $218.00, it’s now going for $89.00.
That’s a $129 price difference, for Mum’s sake!
Still not convinced? Check out some of its stats – I mean features below:
- Ultra-compact capsule coffee machine (16cm W x 29cm H x 22cm D) compatible with hermetically sealed NESCAFÉ® Dolce Gusto® capsules.
- High-pressure coffee machine (up to 15 bars) for professional quality coffees with a thick velvety crema
- Over 16 coffee creations and other delicious hot and cold beverages prepared with one easy move of the machine’s manual lever.
- Eco-mode: Automatic switch off after 5 minutes.
- Energy consumption rating: A.
Hey, Mum, you want a coffee machine? It looks just like you leh!
And anyways, we’ve one of these in our office, and let’s just say that without this…none of us would be able to stay awake throughout the day (when the boss isn’t around, we usually don’t use this, though).
Minion Mini Turbo Dave at 68.45% Off
Part of Shopee’s Birthday Flash Sale, this offer will be released at 12 midnight on 11 December. While stocks last.
Original Price: $59.90
Discounted Price: $18.90
This wouldn’t just be an ideal Christmas gift for kids.
It would be perfect.
Let’s face it; there’s probably no kid in the world who hasn’t heard of these yellow, banana-loving characters. Heck, even the ones surviving on ants in some rural cave would have chanted “BA-NA-NA-NA-NA” at some point in time.
What’s more, the discount on this one is practically insane, even for a Shopee sale. A $41 slash in price?
Even the minions would love that!
[Cat & the Fiddle] Fickle Feline Assorted Cheesecake at 38.85% Off
Part of Shopee’s Birthday Flash Sale, this offer will be released at 12 midnight on 11 December. While stocks last.
Original Price: $48.90
Discounted Price: $29.90
Everyone loves cheesecakes. You do; I do. Cheesecakes are BAE.
And you know something that will make them even sweeter?
Discounts, babe.
These Fickle Feline Assorted Cheesecakes by Cat & the Fiddle are going at a discount rate of 38.85%, and boy, they look amazing.
So sinful, but oh sho good…
Corona Extra / Hoegaarden Beer (24 Pints) at 27.47% Off
Part of Shopee’s Birthday Flash Sale, this offer will be released at 12 midnight on 11 December. While stocks last.
Original Price: $68.80
Discounted Price: $49.90
Being drunk is a luxury. And I meant that literally.
Every Friday night, my wallet would make this mysterious deflating sound when I pay for my drinks.
And trust me, it really kills your wallet over time.
Just as I was honestly deliberating whether to quit alcohol once and for all, this came to my attention: Corona Extra / Hoegaarden Beer (24 Pints) at 27.47% Off
Discounted Corona Extra/ Hoegaarden Beer?
Thankfully, it is.
Well, guess who’s not paying for drinks on a Friday night anymore?
So remember the dates, guys!
- Shopee Birthday Sale period: 4 – 13 December
- Shopee Birthday Flash Sale: Starts on midnight on 11 – 12 December
Our recommendation? Stake out the night if you have to, because Singaporeans are a thirsty bunch. Don’t be surprised if products run out of stock before you even click on the website.
Oh right, in case you forget; use the promo code BDAYxGF to get $7 off your first $15 purchase if you’re new to Shopee!
This article was first published in goodyfeed.com and written in collaboration with Shopee
