3 Women Fought Physically Over Toilet Paper in Australia Supermarket

By
Shawn Ambrose
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Since the dawn of time, wars have been waged over territory, money, and religion.

But this time, it’s something much more important than that.

Because the only thing in the world that’s really worth fighting for is what you usually find between your butt cheeks.

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3 Women Fought Physically Over Toilet Paper in Australia Supermarket

A video showing three women fighting over toilet paper in a supermarket in Australia has been circulating on social media.

The incident occurred at a Woolworths store in Chullora, New South Wales, and led to police being called to the scene.

Two of the women have since been charged.

So, what the hell happened?

Stockpiling toilet paper

As you know, Singaporeans recently discovered that being kiasi isn’t actually a Singaporean trait but a human trait.

People all over the world have been panic buying at supermarkets due to the Covid-19 outbreak.

In this particular incident, the fight is believed to have started because one mother and daughter were stockpiling toilet paper.

According to Mothership, queues for the store to open at 7am on Saturday began hours earlier.

After the mother and daughter loaded their trolley with toilet paper, a third woman tried to take one of the packets from the trolley and then madness ensued.

You can take my freedom, you can take my bubble tea, but you CANNOT take my toilet paper (actually you can’t take my bubble tea either).

In the video, the other woman can be seen tussling with the mother and daughter, with all three women screaming and shoving each other.

Image: Twitter (Nine News Australia)

Once the fight dissipates, the mother says “get away from my daughter”, but the other woman claims that her daughter had hit her.

“I didn’t touch you, I took the packet, and you came and hit me,” the other woman said.

“I just want one pack,” she said, pointing at the trolley full of toilet paper.

Image: Twitter (Nine News Australia)

As you can see, their trolley is filled with toilet paper, but the mother refused to give it, saying “no, not one pack”.

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One wonders how much these two women plan on pooping in the next few weeks. Surely they could spare one? Sometimes, sharing toilet paper can even lead to love.

But anyways, you should really watch the video, because if you’re a Singaporean, you’d know that quarrelling in Australia English accent sounds like two polite people having a conversation even when the F-word is dropped.

Two Women Charged

Two of the women, aged 23 and 60, were issued with summons to attend the Bankstown local court on 28 April on charges of affray.

Police acting inspector Andrew New called for calm, saying the fight was unnecessary.

“There is no need for people to go out and panic buy at supermarkets, paracetamol, and canned food or toilet paper.”

“Violence of this nature will not be tolerated and anyone involved in this behaviour may be committing an offence and find themselves before the court,” he said.

I mean if you really can’t find toilet paper, just wash your butts, guys. It’s healthier anyway.

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