We all love Yishun, don’t we? We love it so much that a movie trailer for Yishun is made and has garnered over half a million views in Facebook, with well over 16K Shares.
And in the spirit of supporting Yishun (does that make sense?), there’ve been many jokes about Yishun. Now, if you’re a righteous person who would complain online when you see someone accidentally killing an ant, or if you’re a property agent trying to market a Yishun property, I would suggest that you click away immediately.
If you like some Yishun jokes, well, here you go.
Yishun Was Meant to be Alone
This is the MRT map in 1996.
They’ve wanted to leave Yishun alone up there.
You know why Yishun is cursed? Because it’s cursed by the unlucky number 13.
The Bravest People in the World
Policeman from the US: I once have a firefight with a drug load
Soldier from the UK: I once fought through a platoon of enemy alone
Fireman from Malaysia: I once saved 10 people from a burning building
Singaporean from Yishun: I live in Yishun
Everyone claps for the Singaporean.
Journey to Yishun
The reason why the MRT journey from Yio Chu Kang to Khatib is so long is so that you can think about your life before reaching Yishun.
Innova JC to Merge with Yishun JC
When news broke out that Innova JC is going to merge with Yishun, and the new site will be in Yishun, Innova JC students be like
ET Never Left Earth
It’s now roaming in Yishun.
And before anything, here’s one thing that you should know: Yishun is a great place. And they’ve got good food as well. Don’t get too upset with the jokes, because jokes are meant to be laughed at, not angry at.
Always bored during your commute to and fro work or school? Here’s the best solution: download our app for new articles, Facebook videos and YouTube videos that are updated daily…and most importantly, exclusive contents that are only available in our app! It’s your perfect companion for your daily commute!
Featured Image: temasektimes.wordpress.com
This article was first published on goodyfeed.com
- 10 New Facts About the Guy Counting $1,000 Notes in front of Taxi Driver
- This MRT Pic is Shared Over 26K Times Because Once You See It, You Can’t Unsee It
Do you love writing? Do you want a platform to showcase your works? Goody Feed is looking for part-time writers to join the team! Click here to find out more!
Latest posts by George Yang (see all)
- Cyclist Cut Car’s Lane Then Flipped By Itself; But There’s Something Disturbing Here - June 20, 2017
- 7 Funniest Jokes About Yishun Because #Yishun - April 29, 2017
- Woodlands is Going Through a Reset to Be the Next Big Town With 6 ‘Attractions’ - April 16, 2017