Itโs tough living in Singapore now since weโre all doing this:
Finding a new series to watch in Netflix is hell; I bet youโve spent more time finding a show you want to watch than watching a show.
But being a police officer now is even tougher.
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While they signed up to do thisโฆ
โฆthey now have to resort to putting on a hat back for someone who went bonkers during the Circuit Breaker period.
It doesnโt help that animals living in Singapore havenโt been cooperative so far. Here, take a look at these instances:
Cats: Can you donโt put us in the same page as the auntie? We do run away when a police officer is nearby
Right.
In the latest episode of Police Officers Signed On To Catch People Gathering, an auntie is caught on video being extremely uncooperative and passive aggressive towards a female police officer.
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And if you know enough police officers, youโd know that theyโre always polite because STOMP is keeping them in check (and that bodycam they have on their uniform).
Like I mentioned, theyโd even put on a hat for you if needed.
But this female officer buay tahan, and for this, we completely understand.
Auntie So Uncooperative That Police Officer Got Pek Chek
If youโve not watched the video above, then hereโs the conversation between PA (Passive Aggressive) Auntie and PK (Pek Chek) Cop:
PK Cop: Youโre staying in Singapore, right?
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PA Auntie: No, I donโt like Singapore and I need to leave Singapore. All the way, are you supposed to detain me? Donโt let me to leave Singapore? Supposed to ask me to breach the law?
PK Cop: Listen. LISTEN! This is not about detaining or not detaining you. This is about the situation now. You understand, thereโs COVID situation right now. Everyone is doing the same thing. Okay?
PA Auntie: All the way ah, I would like to leave Singapore
PK Cop: You are notโ
PA Auntie: Can you help me to leave Singapore?
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PK Cop: Iโm not going to talk so much nonsense with you
PA Auntie: All the way as you supposed to detain me toโin Singapore?
PK Cop: Listen.
PA Auntie: Ask that one
Pk Cop: Listen to me. My duty here is to enforceโempower the law for COVID-19. Okay? The situation now does not allow you to even eatโ
PA Auntie: All the way Iโd like you to do ah, to go withโ
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The video ended abruptly, and I wonder why theyโve not inserted the โDirected By Robert B. Weideโ credit here.
Unknown What Happened
Of course, with videos floating around the Internet with no context, itโs hard to make heads or tails of every video.
I mean, have you seen one whereby a man went bonkers and ran around the neighbourhood naked?
However, the police would only be called in when people are not cooperative; yesterday, there were 10 cases whereby the police would have to step in, including this auntieโs so hungry, she has to makan in a hawker centre even when safe distancing ambassador has approached her and requested for her particulars.
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So whatever PA Auntie has done, it must have been serious.
Though we all have a pressing question: Who is โthat oneโ?
NCIDโs Warning: Be a Good Boy or Girl if Not More People Will Die
Youโd probably know by now that the authoritiesโ tone has changed; no longer are they advising us about the consequences of not following the Circuit Breaker measures, but theyโre using harsh words like โdieโ or โjailedโ.
Yesterday, NCIDโs clinical director Shawn Vasoo warns that if people in Singapore refused to follow the elevated safe distancing measures put into place, more will die from the virus.
People, he says, are not taking the pandemic seriously enough.
As of yesterday (13 April 2020), 9 people have died from complications due to COVID-19.
So if youโve the PA Auntieโs mindset, then change your mindset immediate. Not all cops would be goody enough to pick up your hat and put it back on your head.
Since youโd most probably be at home instead of out there arguing with a police officer, you might just want to download the Goody Feed app for more light-hearted and informative articles about COVID-19 lah, which you might not see on Facebook. Or about armpit hair after the outbreak is over.
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