Kids Dirty Spoons Meant for Diners But the Adult DGAF

Now, I am a man of many quirks, as my colleagues will surely attest to.

One of them, incidentally, involves hygiene. Which may or may not have been influenced by a fellow colleague, but I won’t go into detail about that.

Now, naturally as a hygiene-conscious member of the society, I expect all things moderately clean. Not Barack Obama clean, but at the very least George Bush clean. Which isn’t very clean, just for your info.

But apparently, things aren’t what they seem, especially at public dining places.

Doubt my words? Just check this out.

Yes, my dear ladies and gentlemen. Those are the spoons we use to eat.

And as you can see from the picture, the spoons aren’t exactly being handled in a very hygiene-conscious manner.

Response

Netizens were quick to respond, and in this case it was war.

Some berated the dad, who didn’t look like he gave a flying duck.

Translation: What’s this dad doing?

Some demanded for justice to be served.

Translation: Tell the staff member!

One brought his/her mum into the equation. Literally.

Translation: Speaking about this, my mum has seen it all. When she goes out, she will always use tissue paper to wipe the table, before using it.

And last but not least, we have the Netizen who adopted the life philosophy ‘Act blur; live longer’.

Translation: When dining outside, as long as I don’t see it, it’s clean.

Wise words, wise words. Although I’m real tempted to shovel some nose shit into your porridge just to see your reaction. 😉

Anyways, if you can find yourself nodding along to the child’s act, or worse, relate to it, please for the sake of sweet baby Matilda; don’t do it.

It’s still tolerable if you kena stomachache.

It’s not tolerable, however, if you cause others to kena stomachaches.

I don’t want to ruin my weekend just because you couldn’t keep your hands to yourself, thanks.

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This article was first published on goodyfeed.com

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