Last Updated on 2019-02-08 , 8:42 pm
Pray tell me, what is Goody Feed with our handsome dude BuffLord95?
Oh, sorry, not this. This.
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Without him, we’ll be Baddy Feed.
Pray tell me as well, what is Chinese New Year without Ban Luck (or you can call it Blackjack, too)?
It’ll be Ang Mo New Year.
It’s only during the CNY period that the authorities won’t break your door and arrest you if you start a mini gambling den in your house, because it’s part of our culture. It’s all for fun, and no one’s going to lose their savings, though I can’t say the same for their ang bao money.
One of the toughest decisions to make is to decide who to be the dealer: is that that long-lost super haolian relative who claims to make tens of thousands of dollars a month and yet take a bus to visit, or that eldest relative who has grown up watching Stephen Chow as the God of Gamblers?
Well, if you’re facing this first-world dilemma, then here’s a simple guide: just don’t let these people be the dealer.
Unless, of course, you’re one of these people.
Take it with a Pinch of MSG
Now, before anything, here’s a disclaimer: take this with a punch of salt, sugar or MSG, because part of winning in Ban Luck during CNY is the ability to accept loss.
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According to a fengshui master who’s nicknamed BuffLord95, losing during CNY would mean a victory in life. So aim for a loss instead: 小的不出,大的不来.
(就好像小便不了,大便也出不了.你他妈的还在读啊?)
Now, without further ado, here’s the list.
These are the zodiac signs that you shouldn’t allow to be dealer:
Ox
Dragon
Goat
Monkey
Chicken
The reason is that people with these zodiac signs allegedly could huat big time this year, even if their fortunes for other areas might be different.
But, once again, we’d like to remind you again: the only way to huat is to work hard, and not depend on luck.
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Like what BuffLord95 said again, “Always think you’re unlucky, because if you do so, you’ll create your own good luck.”
BuffLord95 is so cool.
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